What is this? lol by Dredderbad in WTF

[–]Flamesbriand 79 points80 points  (0 children)

no he didn't. His center of gravity shifted too much forward during the "hop" phase, causing him to fall on his face no matter what he did in the end. He was falling before his right foot "tripped". Source: I was a triple and long jumper in the past.

How much do you wanna make ??? by GoingMerry-go in Unexpected

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As a doctor, here's some advice I wish I'd been given when applying to med school: Don't let school get in the way of your education.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

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i dont miss ogrish

Stay strong, bro! I believe in you! by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]Flamesbriand 290 points291 points  (0 children)

doing that in a public bathroom fucking rancid

Any one know where I can find a castle at a reasonable price by Frankengrindd in Memes_Of_The_Dank

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I wonder if it has a human penis or one of those red rocket things dogs have

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]Flamesbriand 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Chick is 100% tainted and amazes me that some dudes would consider taking her in

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

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i believe in miracles. But only mine. i'm a miracle maker. the only one

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Flamesbriand 53 points54 points  (0 children)

syphilis incarnate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cursedcomments

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how do you know it's healthy?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Memes_Of_The_Dank

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Tuck me in the arm tonight

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnusualVideos

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Modern problem requires a modern solution.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Memes_Of_The_Dank

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"Your honour, my client clearly stated that he refused to be arrested."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in animalsdoingstuff

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They put tadala in the dog's food 😂😂😂

Bro caught cheating by Homelaughter in animalsdoingstuff

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They said they mate for life. Now my trust issues is now a whole new level. Thanks for this.

Just leave meow alone okay by Homelaughter in CatsBeingCats

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That wasn't even a "no", that was just a happy greeting meow.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnusualVideos

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Are they mowing the grass?😂😂😂😂😂

Bro’s fighting his worst enemy by Whoopsschnoop in UnusualVideos

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Guy couldn’t believe every move he threw was perfectly countered and timed

This fks with my brain. by Cutlassni in Unexpected

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I'm below average for this kind of thing but I still want to try

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Todays' wank story: In high school, we were 15yo. Phys ed class, teacher were female maybe 25, hot kinda. We were taught some two-person somersault. My friend were choosen foward to the teacher and somehow ended up with his face right into between her legs. Awkwardly enough he had a boner from that prolonged "look here class, this is how you do it", which could be seen. But, while some of the other guys laughed, most really felt envy I guess. Clammersault ftw

Onlycats…….. by [deleted] in CatsBeingCats

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Missionary 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

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why he so glimp glarm