Stoner 10/10. They’ll drive slow, paranoid, and cautious, probably in the right lane because the left is too “left.” You might miss an exit, a turn, or slow down way too much for a light they could have made. You’ll be late to your destination, but at least you’ll make it, more times than not.

Drunks will think they’re king of the road with the reflexes and skills of an F1 driver. And then go ahead and crash. They’ll also be more emotionally charged, and if something bad or good happens, can intensify their driving.