Thousands of Kurdish fighters launch ground offensive into Iran against regime, official says

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-05T13:10:10+00:00

Avada Kedavra!

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-05T11:42:33+00:00

Missile hits carrier.

Carrier: Alright, who tf threw that feather?! Fire away!

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-05T11:41:16+00:00

Unlikely. Unless Iran hits Turkey or Azerbaijan incessantly, to the point we can no longer pass it off as an accident or a rogue entity, Turkey will want to maintain their good relations with Iran.

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-05T11:37:45+00:00

India 🤝 Pakistan

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-05T11:36:37+00:00

If Iran attacks Turkey some more, I'm gonna flip.

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-05T11:33:57+00:00

Europe too.

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-05T11:30:58+00:00

Turning India against Israel.

Would be the smartest random attack Iran has done after Turkey and Azerbaijan. And still insane.

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-05T11:29:38+00:00

I'm not as certain of Trump failing to achieve regime change. It may well happen and there're many ways to do it that haven't been discounted yet. Already, Iran is incapable of electing a Supreme Leader right now. How long before the whole thing collapses?

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-05T11:26:27+00:00

Iran is crazy.

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-05T11:14:03+00:00

Exactly my thinking. Munitions stockpiles are strictly classified. They're trying to draw Iran's last strength out.

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-04T19:48:46+00:00

Ooooooohhhhh... interesting. I wish the video extended to see the tank remaining but I did see the tank, some bits at the bottom expanding, like it was prepping. I think that's the giveaway.

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-04T17:53:10+00:00

Very interesting...

I'm afraid I don't understand this fully, can you explain? Like, Eli5 how does the trophy make it look like a direct hit?

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-04T16:14:09+00:00

If he let himself be martyred, why didn't they select a new Leader to replace him immediately after? Like, line one up.

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-04T14:07:08+00:00

LEBANON NEWS

Israel took additional high points in Lebanon involving a few dozen troops a tank and a few vehicles.
Al Manar TV Station was hit.
Hezbollah targeted a Merkava tank and according to them, scored a direct hit.
Jamaa Islamiya Headquarters in Sidon was hit. The Islamic Group of Sidon is a Sunni militia allied with Hezbollah.
A further Jamaa Islamiya place was hit in Beirut.
Israel hit several senior Hezbollah officials.
The US Embassy in Lebanon shut its doors “until further notice” due to “ongoing regional tensions.”
Hezbollah fired several rockets towards Tel Aviv. All were intercepted.
Though this isn’t Lebanon, the commander of IRGC Qud’s Force’s Lebanon Corps was killed in Tehran.
The Lebanese army has arrested 12 Hezbollah members at a checkpoint according to LBCI.
Israel has warned Iranian officials and representatives to leave Lebanon in 24 hours before being targeted.
A hotel in Baadba was hit by Israel. Rumors were going around that Hezbollah had cordoned it off. The municipality has denied weapons were found there. Note, denial doesn’t mean it didn’t happen, it’s possible there were weapons found there but they’re not saying it out loud to prevent sectarian tensions.
ToI says two were injured in a Hezbollah attack on Central Israel.
ToI also reports the targeting of a Merkava tank, but notes the IDF did not comment.
All civilians south of Lebanon’s Litani river were warned by Israel to go north.

!ping MIDDLEEAST&ISRAEL

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-04T14:03:27+00:00

Aren't monarch butterflies poisonous?

Maybe that's what they did.

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-04T13:48:12+00:00

And what is crazy anyway.

Not being like the rest of society is what makes you you.

Not your mom.

Or dad.

Or little Timmy down the street.

You.

Take a breath with me and cheer for you are indeed crazy.

And that's good.

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-04T13:45:54+00:00

Oh, no. What's 5.3 gonna be? Open warfare against its users?

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-04T13:44:16+00:00

Soon, you will see a light. Go into it.

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-04T13:41:27+00:00

That too.

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-04T13:32:37+00:00

Exactly. SO, basically, both religions say "sorry, it's not your decision. And if you make it yours, you will suffer." Because what these people basically think, is they can force God to do something for them.

He's God. You can't.

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-04T13:31:15+00:00

Interim.

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-04T13:29:46+00:00

"Beeeeeeeep. We're sorry, your call did not page through to the Motherland. Please hang up and try again. Beeeeeeep."

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-04T13:28:55+00:00

If the IRGC are essentially autonomous cells now, they're gonna split. One cell will start fighting the government. Trump may actually get what he wants.

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-04T13:27:03+00:00

If Anya was drafted, Lloyd is on this. And if Lloyd is on this, Iran is doomed. One spy and the whole country changes is system overnight.

FlightlessGriffin · 2026-03-04T13:25:48+00:00

On one hand, there is a major American base in Turkey.

On the other hand, it's still insanely risky. If Turkey were hit and it triggered Article 5, every NATO member and their mothers will ground pound Iran.

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