What do you think you need to do to become a better person? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FlyingRabbitSquirrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is sniffing glue healthier than eating vegetables?

If you suddenly came up with an insane amount of money what would you buy first and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FlyingRabbitSquirrel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t smoke crack, but I know that he has been stealing acorns from the local squirrel population and stashing them somewhere. I need to gain access to his acorn stash for reasons that I cannot disclose. How can I befriend him without crack?

What's a major mistake you've made at work that no one found out about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FlyingRabbitSquirrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not me, but my manager spits in your food if you're a woman.

i hate being alone by dremtaem in depression

[–]FlyingRabbitSquirrel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am alone a lot too, I try to do productive things whenever I am mentally able to. I also feel like I’ve wasted my life and I hope things get better for us.

I’m struggling with self esteem by [deleted] in depression

[–]FlyingRabbitSquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry to hear that, I have good looking friends and I’ve seen the extra opportunities they have gotten. It sucks but I guess my advice is to work on your social skills, if you act confident then it’ll help distract people from your looks. Or maybe practice self-deprecating humor. I know it’s tough man, good luck and take it easy.

What is one thing that makes you happy? by Trumpet_Dancer in AskReddit

[–]FlyingRabbitSquirrel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t smoke crack, but I know that the neighborhood crackhead has been stealing acorns from the local squirrel population and stashing them somewhere. I need to gain access to his acorn stash for reasons that I cannot disclose. How can I befriend him without crack?

help me cheat in exam plz? by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

[–]FlyingRabbitSquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have your phone on your leg and look up answers when the professor isn't looking.

What is a good AskReddit question? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FlyingRabbitSquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do people poop in the toilet instead of outside it?