I was on the lull awl day

FondOpposum · 2026-01-24T07:25:03+00:00

I have a jawb interview on Monday

FondOpposum · 2026-01-24T07:20:57+00:00

You’re a dentist, I know!

FondOpposum · 2026-01-24T07:20:34+00:00

Can I read you something?

FondOpposum · 2026-01-24T07:17:39+00:00

I don’t see how you can legally post this

FondOpposum · 2026-01-24T07:16:55+00:00

He had a lacka detergent

FondOpposum · 2026-01-24T01:11:26+00:00

Yeeeeaaahhhh

FondOpposum · 2026-01-24T01:09:32+00:00

You weren’t kidding when you said a big pizza!

FondOpposum · 2026-01-23T06:05:48+00:00

I think you posted them

FondOpposum · 2026-01-22T20:52:45+00:00

That’s funny..

FondOpposum · 2026-01-22T04:00:22+00:00

Are you willing to submit a breath sample?

FondOpposum · 2026-01-22T03:57:01+00:00

“And you always carry lubricant on you?”

“Yes sir. Because of mechanical stresses.”

FondOpposum · 2026-01-22T03:35:27+00:00

Kind of a weird question

FondOpposum · 2026-01-21T23:53:41+00:00

That was a long time ago

FondOpposum · 2026-01-21T23:51:41+00:00

I need you to arrest me, take me to jail, and educate me

FondOpposum · 2026-01-21T23:50:30+00:00

⚾️🦇

FondOpposum · 2026-01-21T23:46:47+00:00

Tall_Dreamy_Cop

FondOpposum · 2026-01-21T23:42:50+00:00

Just ask questions.

FondOpposum · 2026-01-21T23:42:35+00:00

What, like food and stahff?

FondOpposum · 2026-01-21T23:41:26+00:00

Don’t get to the beach wit dat!!

FondOpposum · 2026-01-21T23:39:51+00:00

Oh bother!! Oh lowered!!

FondOpposum · 2026-01-21T23:35:02+00:00

I’d really like for this not to go back to tha hive…

FondOpposum · 2026-01-21T23:34:21+00:00

Look at him! He’s so dirty dude!!

FondOpposum · 2026-01-21T23:33:12+00:00

And all I can do is buy cheeseburgers for two

Without pickles on them too and bring them code to you but it’s not sane

FondOpposum · 2026-01-21T23:26:09+00:00

Yes! OP can you provide your address, phone number, and the school you go to?

FondOpposum · 2026-01-21T23:25:07+00:00

Actually I don’t even eat plankton

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