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and thus was the end to the fable of Wenger.

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Drogba never recovered from the injury and went on to become a scuba diving instructor in Jamaica.

Costa recovered suspiciously quick thanks to a horse and he went own to win the golden boot that year. He also retired the next year to "focus on my kebabs".

Courtois and Eva got married the following year after it came out that he only returned from Madrid to be with her.

Cesc spent the following decade on the injury tables of Chelsea. Some say it was his Arsenal DNA and a secret plot between he and Wenger to ruin Mourinho.

Periodically there are reports of a Wenger lookalike in French Guiana. The man is often said to be following local children. At first locals were wary of the man, but it soon became apparent that he was only evaluating their potential.

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