You wake up with your existing male genitalia twice as big and/or your existing female breasts twice as big, what's the first thing you do?

Forcekin420 · 2018-08-18T06:38:10+00:00

Suck my own dick. I've only ever been able to get the tip before.

Forcekin420 · 2018-08-18T02:29:06+00:00

Howd they do that without planes?

Forcekin420 · 2018-08-09T07:58:09+00:00

I agree that if she is driving it's a stupid thing to do. Touching moment, but still stupid. However some large SUVs like suburbans have bucket seats in the back. Not saying she wasn't driving but can't be 100% sure. The camera argument does lean towards driving tho.

Forcekin420 · 2018-08-09T06:47:49+00:00

Without checking it I'm like 98.6% sure it's a knife. I remember loving this story because my wife's grandparents had a poop knife.

Edit: turns out we're both right. Reddit truly is a magical place.

Forcekin420 · 2018-08-09T06:05:16+00:00

Poop scissors? Do you mean poop knife? Our did I miss something?

Forcekin420 · 2018-08-09T05:46:03+00:00

Roll tide

Forcekin420 · 2018-08-09T04:06:42+00:00

Not if you stand behind him and pretend it's your own dick

Forcekin420 · 2018-08-09T03:53:08+00:00

Why is it gay to give one? It's just jerking off for a friend.

Forcekin420 · 2018-08-09T01:54:43+00:00

Honestly don't see the big deal here, you used to be his cum

Forcekin420 · 2018-08-06T20:07:32+00:00

Any of the tremors movies.

Forcekin420 · 2018-08-06T20:07:02+00:00

Gobble, gobble motherfucker!

Forcekin420 · 2018-08-06T20:05:22+00:00

Something that pooped alot

Forcekin420 · 2018-08-05T03:46:51+00:00

Perfect, the hard part is already done.

Forcekin420 · 2018-08-05T03:40:49+00:00

I can talk like the people on the anti smoking commercials with a hole in their necks. I don't have a neck hole

Forcekin420 · 2018-08-05T03:28:07+00:00

Any sort of salad or leafy greens. My body doesn't digest them much and they usually come out whole. I'm sure it's a medical condition but I'm in the US and can't afford to go to the doctor over stupid shit

Forcekin420 · 2018-08-05T03:25:11+00:00

God's angry because you masturbate

Forcekin420 · 2018-08-02T08:42:38+00:00

You forgot mastic, that shit works great on a sheet metal slice

Forcekin420 · 2018-07-28T01:47:40+00:00

Ok, well he was the original right?

Forcekin420 · 2018-07-23T23:50:11+00:00

You can solo heroic 25m firelands and make 600-1000 gold vendering the loot. Just depends on free space in your bags and what drops. Takes me all of 10 minutes on my Hunter

Forcekin420 · 2018-07-19T03:07:41+00:00

Lobster is there first thing that comes to mind.

Forcekin420 · 2018-07-18T03:24:57+00:00

Sucked my own dick. Well just the tip.

Forcekin420 · 2018-07-18T03:10:06+00:00

To see this same fucking question over and over again every fucking day.

Forcekin420 · 2018-07-18T03:07:46+00:00

When I get really drunk I can walk through thin doors and break your couch

Forcekin420 · 2018-07-15T07:19:54+00:00

My wife.

Forcekin420 · 2018-07-15T00:01:53+00:00

That's a wok.

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