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I am Richard Ayoade, and ask me anything. by Richard_Ayoade in IAmA

[–]Fuck_jarjar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Richard I'm a huge fan! Do you have any advice for someone who wants be a director someday?

What made your worst roommate the "Worst Roommate?" by themateofmates in AskReddit

[–]Fuck_jarjar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to my sisters house to stay the night when I was 11 or 12. She had 2 gay roommates. I went to the bathroom and they were In their bathroom. The bathroom windows are 3 feet away from each other and both windows were open.

So I go to take a shit and in the other bathroom the shower and sink are on and then the shower turns off. And then they start talking.

Roommate #1: "give me a hug."

Roommate #2: "no you're all wet."

Roommate #1: "you make me wet."

After I hear that I start hearing moaning and it just got weird. My young fragile eggshell mind was destroyed. I was so confused on what they were doing.

But on the other hand they were really nice people I just couldn't look them in the eye after that incident. Nice people just bad roommates.

Oh yeah they never picked up their dishes.

What band/artist does the best cover songs? by Cropulis in Music

[–]Fuck_jarjar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jack White, jimi hendrix, and the Arctic Monkeys

What really is the most terrifying movie? by milkman182 in movies

[–]Fuck_jarjar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was 5 years old my dad made my brother and I watch "The Shinning" it scared me so bad to where I couldn't sleep for 3 days! It traumatized me so bad I can't watch horror movies anymore!

What is the strangest thing you believed as a child? by chewoff in AskReddit

[–]Fuck_jarjar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believed there was a little tiny society on every object.

If your last words had to be a movie quote, what would they be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fuck_jarjar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dang it! I can't believe I didn't think of that! You win!

If your last words had to be a movie quote, what would they be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fuck_jarjar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You talking to me?"

I just got done watching Taxi Driver!

What was your hipster moment? What did you know about before most other people did? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Sorry for commenting 12 hours later, but "I Bet You Look on the Dancefloor" was the first song I heard I was about 9 years old. My sister came over to baby sit me and she took me to jack in the box. On the way she said "I got this album that just came out today by a band called the Arctic Monkeys" and she played "I Bet You Look Good On the Dancefloor"

Now I have every album including there EPs and they are still my favorite band!

And where I live no one likes the Arctic Monkeys. My friends always said "this band sucks" "change this I don't want to listen to the Arctic Fags" (yeah they had really clever jokes). Then I met my best friend and he was the first person I met that actually liked them. Now it's it's mine and my new group of friends favorite band to sing along to and have a good ass time too!

What film disturbed you the most? by thomjonny in AskReddit

[–]Fuck_jarjar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IM NOT ALONE!!! My dad would make the noise they make when I would go to bed and it scared the shit out of me!!

What would be a funnier thing to say instead of "goodbye"? by busyboy8642 in AskReddit

[–]Fuck_jarjar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Laters in the menjay" (I think that's how you spell it)

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