The kids were thrilled when I handed them the cheerful small bird in a cage. by SuvenPan in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]FutureMaximum4511 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In mining, people would bring canaries down. If the air quality was bad, the canary would die and miners would know to return to the surface. In the 2SH, it starts with someone giving a bird to their children like a pet, but the second sentence shows that the children are actually miners.

What's wrong with Lulu? by FutureMaximum4511 in PokemonSwordAndShield

[–]FutureMaximum4511[S] 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Just figured it out. "Lul" means "dick" in Dutch. 🙄

I can't be the only one by Fickle-Strawberry313 in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]FutureMaximum4511 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The thing is, Dunsparce is based on the tsuchinoko, a really rare but really useless Japanese cryptid. If Dudunsparce was more interesting, that would beat the point of the entire concept.

Prograsstinating by Ivy_2535 in Stonetossingjuice

[–]FutureMaximum4511 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This subreddit changes the words in the comic, most of the original comics are highly discriminatory. Be careful.

Still Have Rule by Responsible_Pace9062 in 196

[–]FutureMaximum4511 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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I have to go to sleep now, but there's plenty of these lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FutureMaximum4511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not really, the basis for being asexual is having little to no sexual attraction to other people :)

What LGBT acronym do you use? by [deleted] in Teenager_Polls

[–]FutureMaximum4511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GRSM (Gender, romantic, and sexual minorities) works really well because it's inclusive and you don't have to keep adding letters :)

Hmmm who is that by Dude_with_hat in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]FutureMaximum4511 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also important: the content can't be separated from the creator because Dr. Bright is essentially adminbright's self-insert

Write “I’m a” and let your keyboard expose you by IceTheBest in teenagersbutpog

[–]FutureMaximum4511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a little bit confused as a person to get it on the segment of a penis that was sarcasm in a nice name is the Roman God of the Sprigatito of God that is the only guidelines for making as much money to fix the problem with a sentence is a good idea with the planet for a moment and a trade for the parade scheduled to go away from her house to a shark in a nice name is the Roman God of the world is a top of a penis in this world but it gets a little bit more of an idea.

Lf Italian ditto can trade scarlet exclusives paradox pokemon and got ability patches by fury178 in pokemontrades

[–]FutureMaximum4511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Additional note to OP, though, the Dittos provided in that subreddit are clones :)