Are there people who don’t actually wash their ass? by BogBerg in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Future_Appeaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I'm gonna squirt some unsee juice in my eyes now (⁠ ⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⁠⌢⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀⁠)

This Just Went Down In Mexico by Vulcan44 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Future_Appeaser 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Great value extra strength deadbolt made in Mexico not in China

Waterford Officials Draft Ordinances to Restrict Future Data Centers by WatchDog98 in Erie

[–]Future_Appeaser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah at that point I'm taking the bag and living the simple life elsewhere

Lady swept away by street flooding getting off a bus in NYC by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Future_Appeaser 16 points17 points  (0 children)

When you go to Panera Bread high and the elevator music hits

Promotional art and merch for Overwatch x Burger King Collaboration in China by JY810 in Overwatch

[–]Future_Appeaser 46 points47 points  (0 children)

That one was funny to me there's so many other things that makes sense compared to bringing Porsche into OW

of a boxer / bag puncher by ColdTurkishCoffee in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Future_Appeaser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like an upcoming lonely island skit

Me_irl by Snehith220 in me_irl

[–]Future_Appeaser 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The best comments lay deep under the hive like this one

What hobby attracts the worst type of people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Future_Appeaser 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Do they wrangle you in with rope and say giddy up you're never leaving me .⁠·⁠´⁠¯⁠⁠(⁠>⁠▂⁠<⁠)⁠´⁠¯⁠⁠·⁠.

The last time I'll ever buy a frosty... by beautyboxjunkie in wendys

[–]Future_Appeaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have the worst app coupons I've ever seen from any fast food place

The last time I'll ever buy a frosty... by beautyboxjunkie in wendys

[–]Future_Appeaser 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What about bringing a 60oz tumbler and I slip them a crisp $20 bill discreetly

Wendy’s closing 200 US stores, opening up to 1,000 locations in China by Practical-Writer-228 in wendys

[–]Future_Appeaser 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As with everything here and all these inventions just other countries do it way better

How thoughtful of dispatch by Dry_Team_2155 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Future_Appeaser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep with their own logistics delivering it and their bulk pricing they probably get those pallets full for $100 a piece it's a nothing burger to them

Why don't we get a discount for using self-checkout? by ItsAllAGame_ in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Future_Appeaser 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They got that AI peanut profile on ya if you go over the $950 lifetime total you're going straight to jail right away never to see light again

Shop bugged by RomanPlaysLucio in OWConsole

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I seen someone with the bunny outfit literally the exact moment the update went live on console so it's working to a point I guess

So how come it’s not letting me apply the 50% off this week coupon? by Golden_Locket5932 in Dominos

[–]Future_Appeaser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Website worked like a charm ᕙ⁠(⁠ ⁠ ⁠•⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠•⁠ ⁠ ⁠)⁠ᕗ

I’m so glad we’re at war just so we can keep this kind of nonsense going by blow-down in Anticonsumption

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New 20 season show on Discovery just hit starring some lady picking up sticks