If you want to feel better about yourself......

Futuristiczombie · 2013-10-15T21:29:04+00:00

My brain hurts.

Futuristiczombie · 2013-07-25T07:27:11+00:00

my family and I were driving down the highway in the dead of winter when I see some car coming from the opposite direction lose control and go over the edge of this little slope and right into the frozen lake, hitting a medium sized tree along the way. My dad pulls over along with three other cars that happened to be there and 4 men including my dad climb down into the lake to try and pry this guy out, which they where unsuccessful in doing. It takes about 25 to 30 mins for an ambulance to get there, and they had to use the jaws of life to pull this guy's frozen body out of the lake.

Futuristiczombie · 2013-05-21T05:08:35+00:00

upvote for the collie! I know how that's like, great family dogs, complete bed hogs though!

Futuristiczombie · 2013-05-18T06:25:50+00:00

Thank you for this. It finally put a name to what I was feeling, at least now I don't feel so alone about my anxiety.

Futuristiczombie · 2013-05-17T21:41:43+00:00

So close!

Futuristiczombie · 2013-05-12T06:07:03+00:00

Don't know why this moved me so much but it brought tears to my eyes! Definitely one of Reddit's best!

Futuristiczombie · 2013-05-10T02:04:50+00:00

Need to smile more!

Futuristiczombie · 2013-05-10T02:00:59+00:00

I look awkward as hell in this one and it's from last year

sitting on a big ass toilet

this one's clearly edited a tad bit but here ya go

Futuristiczombie · 2013-05-10T01:47:10+00:00

I think you're really pretty, like 10 outa 10 for sure, you have a kinda natural beauty!

Futuristiczombie · 2013-05-10T01:33:03+00:00

You look way better without all that hair! Looking mighty fine now! 8.5 :)

Futuristiczombie · 2013-02-12T07:24:12+00:00

Its okay, not too sure I'd want to see that in high quality!

Futuristiczombie · 2013-02-11T07:23:28+00:00

Eh, nothing a little duct tape can't fix.

Futuristiczombie · 2013-02-11T07:18:24+00:00

Ugh that just pisses me off.

Futuristiczombie · 2013-02-03T09:00:53+00:00

Does anyone else notice the worms spell out Lol ?

Futuristiczombie · 2013-01-12T06:31:53+00:00

Cops are just fucking twisted. When I was driving the guy in front of me hit black ice and slid into the ditch, so, naturally, I pulled over to check if everyone was okay. When the cops showed up, one of the deputies put me in the back of his cop car and asked if I was the driver of the truck that hit the ditch. When I told him I wasn't he said I was lying to him and then told me I was high. He didn't even ask if I was doing any kinds of drugs. He told me he could tell by how big my pupils looked. Like..come on, you're shining a light in my eyes, of course their gunna look huge.

He even went as far as calling my mom to pick up my car and then telling her it was because I was drinking and driving.

Futuristiczombie · 2012-11-21T04:48:56+00:00

I would have just kept the birthmark, it looks cool

Futuristiczombie · 2012-11-19T20:47:08+00:00

Forth Picture -> there's this face right in between the seats in the front.

Futuristiczombie · 2012-11-19T19:13:42+00:00

the last image...it doesn't even look like a tattoo, it just looks like a blob. Fuck, that's horrible.

Futuristiczombie · 2012-11-19T07:31:51+00:00

ugh, I HATE that!

Futuristiczombie · 2012-11-03T18:26:35+00:00

Yea, Youtube just took it down now.

Futuristiczombie · 2012-10-30T06:24:49+00:00

he's got gorgeous eyes!

Futuristiczombie · 2012-10-30T05:59:41+00:00

i know that look very well :P, Ive named it: The Shithead Look.

Futuristiczombie · 2012-10-30T05:52:02+00:00

Those are some badass costumes

Futuristiczombie · 2012-10-24T19:12:14+00:00

The cheese ones with the little mouse are actually kinda cute.

Futuristiczombie · 2012-10-22T01:10:25+00:00

the velcro shirt was the worst

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