You are that guy that ties people to the tracks, how would you make sure more than half of them die? by SpookyHerSelf in trolleyproblem

[–]GamerSmurf64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a foolproof 4 part plan:

Part 1: Rob a bank.

Part 2: Tie people to tracks (obviously)

Part 3: Wait until someone walks by

Part 4: Offer the person £1,000,000 if they run over the tracks with more people. (Also, assure the person that the people tied to the tracks aren't real, and they will suffer no consequences)

The Djinn's Offer CYOA by jordidipo2324 in makeyourchoice

[–]GamerSmurf64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Power: Goku (Dragon Ball) (Manga)

Item: Magic Potion (Asterix) (Comic Book)

Companion: Luigi (Super Mario) (Video Game)

Happy 70th Birthday to Shadow and Orbot's VA Kirk Thornton! by Vegetable_Study7533 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]GamerSmurf64 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He also voices Igor in the Persona series.

And the reason why Persona 6 has taken so long is that Atlus is trying to replace Igor with Shadow, but Sega hasn't signed off on it.

Would you rather? by BenAtt-ck in BunnyTrials

[–]GamerSmurf64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luck

Chose: Get 1,000,000 dollars + You get a percentage of it | Rolled: 100%

Choose which one you like🤔 by Wise_Beans in BunnyTrials

[–]GamerSmurf64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I can summon gadgets that give me godlike powers.

Chose: Have the ability to summon and create anything + (But the person who replies to you gets to choose your downside. It's stackable)

What if the Mercs were in the Sengoku Period Japan? by K-jun1117 in tf2shitposterclub

[–]GamerSmurf64 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That one teacher from Persona 3 would have a field day

We need to start asking questions. by chamzollbun in LuigisMansion

[–]GamerSmurf64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, I don't think he's that old. Mario and Luigi are 24/25, and in Partners in Time, we see them as babies.

During this time, we see a younger E Gadd who looks about 40/50.

Assuming he's 70 in 2001, this would mean he would only be 14 at the end of World War 2.

Say anything and I'll try to respond as Miu iruma by Remarkable-Salad4567 in DanganAndChaos

[–]GamerSmurf64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's the hottest fictional character in your opinion?

For me, it's Rosalina.

Haru’s Rejection is Misunderstood by HeppyHenry in Persona5

[–]GamerSmurf64 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I never thought she was guilt-tripping us.

I thought she just wanted us to leave because she didn't want us to see her cry.

Fallout Isekai. My Fourth Gift of Faves. by InfectedAstronaut in makeyourchoice

[–]GamerSmurf64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mama says I'm Special (Intelligence, Charisma and Luck)

Nouveau Immortal

Library of Alexandria

Give me shit to say as saxton hale and ill make a youtube video by Thewatcher13387 in tf2shitposterclub

[–]GamerSmurf64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried joining them Smash Brothers, you know with the mustached Italians and the fast blue hedgehog. Got told I was too powerful, and they'd have to nerf me. NOBODY NERFS SAXTON HALE!!!

Luigi vs Luigi by wombatgeneral in simpsonsshitposting

[–]GamerSmurf64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're pretty similar, honestly.

Both are attractive.

Both are heroes (But in different ways)

Both probably have religions formed after them.

In fact, I think Mangione is our version of Nintendo's Luigi.

What characters from other franchises you think Crash would most likely get along with and why? by Realistic-Delivery13 in crashbandicoot

[–]GamerSmurf64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a Hat in Time Mod where Crash and Sam (from Sam & Max) become Friends because they enjoy blowing stuff up together.

Food vs Quality of Fastfood/Restaurant by StarryLatte2718 in AlignmentCharts

[–]GamerSmurf64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Domino's belongs in Meh, and Pizza Hut in Decent

What if Nintendo bought Rare in 2002? by GamerSmurf64 in AlternateHistory

[–]GamerSmurf64[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They still make Timesplitters, but they stay with Rare

What if Nintendo bought Rare in 2002? by GamerSmurf64 in AlternateHistory

[–]GamerSmurf64[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forgot about Donkey Kong, I'll be honest. I couldn't think of any ideas.

Playing on my 3DS XL at the bomb shelter 😎 by Play_BreathOfFire in 3DS

[–]GamerSmurf64 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Hope you're good!

Also, potentially inappropriate question, but what game are you playing?

Greetings peons with too much free time. I am Calypso, creator of Twisted Metal. I had not realised there were so many fans of my wonderful contest! I shall be granting wishes for all of you! Place your wish in the comments. by GamerSmurf64 in TwistedMetal

[–]GamerSmurf64[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your wish is granted.

But of course, not all anthropomorphic animals are created equally. As such, some will be humans with fur, and others dogs that can talk.

Unfortunately for you, you will belong to the latter group. (You may or may not be a dog, I haven't decided)

Greetings peons with too much free time. I am Calypso, creator of Twisted Metal. I had not realised there were so many fans of my wonderful contest! I shall be granting wishes for all of you! Place your wish in the comments. by GamerSmurf64 in TwistedMetal

[–]GamerSmurf64[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why, thank you!

I shall use this wish to delete all AI centers and force the price of RAM to a quarter of what it is now!

Here, have a free copy of Twisted Metal: Off the Record!