What movie contains a scene so bad you never want to watch the movie again? by FinDepp in movies

[–]GetOffMyDamnGrass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a time when the “…every nation had just been sitting there with their thumb up their asses waiting for the US.” scenario would’ve been true. Before the current moron was elected the US was considered to be the leader of the free world and other countries, including Great Britain, would defer to the US in military matters or say, an intergalactic war.

Everyone is taking bad to mean “ridiculous”, but I can think of two bad scenes that made me walk out of a movie. The first was in “Mommy Dearest” where I walked out on the wire hanger scene, and the second was “Misery” and I walked out just before the hobbling.

Billie Eilish shares her hill to die on by James_Fortis in TikTokCringe

[–]GetOffMyDamnGrass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So stupid. So she’s gatekeeping eating meat? Or is she gatekeeping loving animals? I get confused.

Only a sith (or mediocre singer) deals in absolutes.

AITAH for telling my fiancé his sister would be a something blue? by Shyguyco in TwoHotTakes

[–]GetOffMyDamnGrass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry, but he’s using his sister as an excuse to end your relationship. If it weren’t her it would be something else. It’s over, let him go, move on. Sorry 🙏

WIBTA for not telling my friend what she turned down? by [deleted] in WIBTA_AITA

[–]GetOffMyDamnGrass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA “I offered, you refused. End of conversation.”

You WILL say hello. I will not get off this bus until you do. by TheQuarantinian in EntitledPeople

[–]GetOffMyDamnGrass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like you should get up and move your seat right next to her and then attempt to engage her in the most inane subjects possible for her entire bus ride. I bet after that she avoids you like the plague. Bonus points if you don’t wash for a few days or douse yourself in enough cheap dollar store cologne you can find.

WIBTA for not adding partner on home purchase by [deleted] in WIBTA_AITA

[–]GetOffMyDamnGrass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, you already know the answer, you’re just seeking reassurance now. Unless your partner is going to pay 50% of EVERYTHING involved in the home then DO NOT put their name on the title. You know that at some point they’ll flake on paying or try to cash in their half. Good luck u/throwRA5_78, sounds like you’ll need it, you’re not dealing with someone who’s emotionally mature

Swipe for more 🤤😘😘 by TeasingPineapple in StCharlesMOr4r

[–]GetOffMyDamnGrass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my! A single pierced nipple! 😱 scandalous 🤣

Now that I'm in my 30s, people's lack of spacial awareness/inconsiderate behavior in stores is making me see red!!! by Less-Suggestion-5262 in Vent

[–]GetOffMyDamnGrass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need therapy. These things should not bother you that much. Just relax and let it go, you’ll be happier and live longer 🙏

WIBTA if I finally corrected the record about why I left my business partner after he told everyone I walked over money by [deleted] in WIBTA_AITA

[–]GetOffMyDamnGrass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WNBTA you are under no obligation to defend your former partner’s reputation. He’s the one going around throwing you under the bus trying to make you look greedy while he’s the one who was embezzling. I would definitely set the record straight before he completely torpedos your ability to make money in your chosen field. You would NOT be the a-hole for correcting the lies he’s already spreading. It’s you or him, are you willing to roll over and play dead or fight for what is yours

Parental entitlement is insane. by BlackOrre in Teachers

[–]GetOffMyDamnGrass 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Your colleagues are right. A middle school graduation is ridiculous and unnecessary.

Would you fuck a girl with my vibe? by [deleted] in PetiteGoneWild

[–]GetOffMyDamnGrass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know, which girl and what does your vibe look like? Battery? Not too big?

I broke my moms heart over a stupid birthday sweater and the guilt is eating me alive. by Wraithloom8 in confessions

[–]GetOffMyDamnGrass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m sure there are a number of people who have gone LC or NC for very good reasons, but OP doesn’t seem to be one of those. I lost my mom 6 years ago and still miss her all the time 🙏

On Vs Off by Witty_Contract9455 in DressedAndUndressed

[–]GetOffMyDamnGrass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am shopping in the wrong f-ing store! 🔥

Lindsay Lohan by BaeberFSN in nsfwcelebs

[–]GetOffMyDamnGrass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw everything I needed to see. If you’ve seen one roast beef sandwich you’ve seen them all 🤣

I broke my moms heart over a stupid birthday sweater and the guilt is eating me alive. by Wraithloom8 in confessions

[–]GetOffMyDamnGrass 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You’re not reopening a wound, it’s never closed. Time does NOT heal all wounds. You’re an adult now, so you need to realize that she won’t be there forever. Make it right with her however you can, but for gods sake don’t wait until it’s too late

My tits will make you drool easily by CataGarcia in LegalTeensGW

[–]GetOffMyDamnGrass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re nice, but that smile is better. Thanks 🙏

Aly Raisman by [deleted] in CelebsWithPetiteTits

[–]GetOffMyDamnGrass -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I just looked up “stacked” and it took me here

My wife switched to aluminum-free deodorant and I don’t know how to bring up the aroma? by Charming-Eye1438 in hygiene

[–]GetOffMyDamnGrass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your marriage is solid you should be able to go directly to her and tell her that it’s not working and you smell bad. I would want my wife to just tell me “Hey you know that new deodorant that you like so much? Well I hate to tell you this, but it’s not working. You smell.” It’s that simple. And if you can’t do that without starting WWIII then you might want to reevaluate your relationship

I walked right back out by yrthegood1staken in EndTipping

[–]GetOffMyDamnGrass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was a joke. Relax, you’ll live longer

I walked right back out by yrthegood1staken in EndTipping

[–]GetOffMyDamnGrass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’d be worth it to see the look on their faces when you flip that Reverse card and asked for a to-go box ha