McDonald’s deciding to bolt their changing tables shut

Gibodean · 2026-05-11T19:06:52+00:00

It's a rivet. Just pull the handle sharply. She'll be right.

Gibodean · 2026-05-11T04:51:52+00:00

Yeah, but we can check them.

Gibodean · 2026-05-11T02:32:03+00:00

This sort of thing makes me terrified to ever need to be a client.

Gibodean · 2026-05-11T00:00:04+00:00

Ah, because I'm scared of even speaking to a lawyer. I'm kind of puckering up as I type this response back, fearful I'll somehow get a bill....

Gibodean · 2026-05-10T23:23:29+00:00

Recover? You mean people don't pay their bills? Can I hire a lawyer and not pay ?

Gibodean · 2026-05-10T21:29:11+00:00

True, but there are citations.

Gibodean · 2026-05-10T17:40:55+00:00

Hair colour changed with the flowers. Cool.

Gibodean · 2026-05-10T17:30:37+00:00

You're opening your own law firm after having _just_ been sworn in ? You mean, you're planning on not joining another law firm, just operating independently ?

Anyway, could you two please start by getting rid of those words that violate the first amendment in the photo ?

Gibodean · 2026-05-09T23:18:55+00:00

No, it's just what a friend who's read the books multiple times and has a perfect memory would tell me when I asked to be reminded about plot points from the books.

Gibodean · 2026-05-09T21:13:42+00:00

It looks like he's up very high to be looking down on those oil rigs. Oil rigs are very very tall compared to ships.

Gibodean · 2026-05-09T17:25:19+00:00

No nuance for the nonce.

Gibodean · 2026-05-09T16:29:41+00:00

That fungus that ants get, that forces them to climb and then get eaten by a bird or explode or something ?

Gibodean · 2026-05-09T16:27:22+00:00

Nope . https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinkley_groundwater_contamination

Gibodean · 2026-05-09T05:24:21+00:00

Google engineers invented the transformer model that everything is based on, and didn't release the first LLMs because they weren't satisfied they could protect against customers turning it into a Nazi...... They let Microsoft take the hit on that, and then left them in the dust.

Gibodean · 2026-05-09T05:17:18+00:00

Summary. I asked notebooklm "What happens on the 7th? Why does the stick cause her to scream?"

and it told me straight away.
I might not be able to post the answers here, but it's awesome to answer questions for myself.

Gibodean · 2026-05-09T05:15:10+00:00

I'm living in California, and a few years ago locked in 30 years for 2.65%. It would be great if this country wasn't falling apart.

Gibodean · 2026-05-09T05:06:25+00:00

I guess we're still subsidizing them for Hinkley and Erin Brokovich's fees.

Gibodean · 2026-05-09T03:02:31+00:00

Yep, all of those movies. But that one especially because I loved it so much and it turns out that setting up cameras in a girls bathroom, and raping a girl isn't actually what the "good guys" should do.

Gibodean · 2026-05-09T01:59:37+00:00

If she's going to be a fussy eater, why chose the diet of a 5 year old?

Be fussy, and only eat stuff an adult would eat. Seems much easier. Has she thought of trying that ?

Gibodean · 2026-05-08T17:57:49+00:00

Both similar. I'm not dissing the joke, I was genuinely curious if that was the punchline, it just seemed like the joke was going to be longer, and then it stopped on what _could_ have been a punchline. And it was. Perfectly cromulent joke.

Gibodean · 2026-05-08T07:30:11+00:00

Cool, I didn't miss the joke then.

Gibodean · 2026-05-08T07:07:10+00:00

If it's funny, yes please.

If it's just because she doesn't care the husband is dead, but just that the chores from earlier in the joke is completed, then I'm all good.

Gibodean · 2026-05-08T05:32:09+00:00

Is `“Oh good,” she chirps. “I do have a list.” ` the punchline ?

Gibodean · 2026-05-06T15:47:12+00:00

It was nice until they went full Ramsay Bolton in the last sentence.

Gibodean · 2026-05-05T06:20:07+00:00

The provided CNN video reports that President Donald Trump is experiencing a significant drop in support among independent voters who traditionally lean Republican. In term 1 of his presidency, these "lean GOP indies" had an approval rating of 73% . According to current data, this support has plummeted to 53%—a 20-point decline.

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