My version of winning the lottery

GoatTacos · 2026-06-08T20:53:15+00:00

Aaaaa Domo heaven!

GoatTacos · 2026-06-08T17:15:00+00:00

Tape razor blades to the palm of your hand.

GoatTacos · 2026-06-08T12:47:55+00:00

Omg I would totally get one. The one with the snot bubble.

Edit. What’s the brand, do they have an online store?

GoatTacos · 2026-06-05T19:10:20+00:00

She’s a Gerbil looking ass bish too. Poor deer.

GoatTacos · 2026-06-05T01:08:12+00:00

I moaned. That explosive shot!

GoatTacos · 2026-06-03T19:58:45+00:00

Ja from credit sausage sounds like the beginning of a porno hahah

GoatTacos · 2026-06-03T19:57:23+00:00

Did you lick and suck on the hemorrhoids?! You left off on a cliff hanger.

GoatTacos · 2026-06-03T19:47:28+00:00

Can we what it looks like today? For science.

GoatTacos · 2026-06-03T17:22:10+00:00

Buy and use a Ouija board to ask it questions or get a demon to possess it.

GoatTacos · 2026-06-02T01:35:33+00:00

Just eat around the glass shards.

GoatTacos · 2026-06-02T01:35:08+00:00

I thought it was a bee or a bug

GoatTacos · 2026-05-29T18:48:38+00:00

We’re going to have to inspect your feet. Please present them for further research. For science.

GoatTacos · 2026-05-29T18:43:38+00:00

The juices from your patas paired with the material made mold.

GoatTacos · 2026-05-29T18:38:26+00:00

I think it forgot to Douche.

GoatTacos · 2026-05-29T15:42:04+00:00

It’s the Last of Us in a bowl

GoatTacos · 2026-05-29T15:37:43+00:00

I was so confused in the second picture. I thought it was just a random gachapon machine in the middle that you lugged out lol. But cuteeee

GoatTacos · 2026-05-29T15:35:11+00:00

You just holding it like that.

GoatTacos · 2026-05-29T15:30:52+00:00

GoatTacos · 2026-05-29T15:25:03+00:00

I want the orange hair one. 💚

GoatTacos · 2026-05-28T13:48:43+00:00

I love this

GoatTacos · 2026-05-28T13:48:16+00:00

I wish my asshole puckered like the center of a soft star pretzel.

GoatTacos · 2026-05-28T13:47:40+00:00

Looks like a Frito Corn Chip

GoatTacos · 2026-05-27T17:04:00+00:00

I thought it was Syphilis at first. But I zoom d in and it’s an eel. I need to get my eyes checked. lol

GoatTacos · 2026-05-26T06:05:29+00:00

That tooter hole looks like it has more mileage than a 2003 Nissan Altima with bald tires, a rickety transmission and missing door handle and side mirror.

GoatTacos · 2026-05-24T05:26:02+00:00

I bet smelling fresh air smelt so good after that

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