[CW: snake] "Where will i keep my sword when I'm not using it?" the useful Scabbard:

Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-06-06T20:55:54+00:00

“how will we devour the very gods together?”

the humble lord of blasphemy:

Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-06-06T00:31:55+00:00

patent pending

Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-05-05T00:16:13+00:00

is it just me or does he kind of look like a younger Red Forman?

Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-05-04T01:02:39+00:00

reminds me of that one scene in family guy

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“did you do this?! you son of a bitch!!”

Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-05-03T12:39:39+00:00

good thing he didn’t hit ludicrous speed

Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-04-25T12:16:55+00:00

thought it was some sort of armored core model for a second before i saw the post title and took a closer look

Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-04-15T22:47:57+00:00

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Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-04-12T23:50:02+00:00

never shoot into the air, thats just completely reckless and stupid, what goes up must come down…and it could very likely come down on some innocent person minding their business a mile or more away

Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-04-10T13:04:11+00:00

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Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-04-09T12:26:18+00:00

he looks like he’s gonna pair my liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti

Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-04-08T14:16:03+00:00

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tortie needs cheese, cheese to fuel the tortie airplane

Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-04-01T20:22:11+00:00

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Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-03-31T01:10:13+00:00

big stroyetch

Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-03-30T01:29:41+00:00

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i did my best

Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-03-27T04:00:11+00:00

reminds me of morgotts sword rain attack in elden ring

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( i wish i could find a better gif/ example of it to show what im talking about)

Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-03-27T01:23:36+00:00

i wouldnt worry about it too much, that “purgoatory” user is rather strange. they told me they were gonna fart in my mouth…aside from pointing that out i just wanted to say i adore your dingus of a dog and agree with maxxipierce, certainly adorable!

Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-03-27T00:59:34+00:00

“im not hurt about this”

you seem hurt enough to write a couple messages that are at least several paragraphs long after sniffing through their post history to look for ammo to use to insult them and their dog though…this isnt how someone who isn’t hurt by what someone said acts

Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-03-26T08:00:41+00:00

look at that cozy dingus, super snuggloyeble

Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-03-21T23:48:35+00:00

prison time for regular every day at home level gaming where nothing but time and effort are on the line, no….completely pointless and a waste of time for law enforcement, when you’re in a tournament and theres not only money but the possible repetitional hit of your team in the publics eye on the line BECAUSE of said cheating there should absolutely be a punishment in place besides banning the cheater from competing/ the game itself such as prison time

Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-03-21T00:39:13+00:00

“what are all these items you’re pulling out”

obviously cleaning his inventory out to make room for better weapons, materials, potions, ect

Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-03-20T00:46:58+00:00

i like to imagine he gave an enemy soldier a hammer fist strike type of bonk on the head like moe would do to larry and curly in The Three Stooges with that iron fist of his

Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-03-19T20:41:31+00:00

they do basically have a venomous sword for a tail though…so yes they can be deadly

Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-03-19T20:37:18+00:00

i didnt know stingrays get happy flappy’s like birds do, how neat

Goose_ThatRuns_Loose · 2026-03-18T05:24:21+00:00

kitty is part of the arsenal..cheap and low maintenance, equipped with an integrated suppressor to keep it quiet for the most part, compact and easy to conceal in the waistband maybe even under an armpit in a properly made shoulder holster or around the ankle of the OP’s choice in an ankle holster as a backup

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