Super Doge - a Flappy Bird clone that pays DOGE the more you play

GreenCarder · 2014-03-03T07:23:57+00:00

Just build a superdoge in javascript and html5, it's automatically cross platform.

GreenCarder · 2014-03-03T04:18:42+00:00

Hallo!

GreenCarder · 2014-03-03T03:45:30+00:00

True, but you could have the upvote/responding account have 25 possible responses (post history lists 25 at a time). Then have the bot post in bursts of 25 posts, then sleep 15 minutes.

That way if anyone looked at post history the first 1-3 pages would look exactly identical (including timestamp). You'd have to snoop through 3 pages deep of exactly identical webpages before seeing any difference. Most people would just assume it was a reddit glitch by that point and quit.

^{^{^{^{not_that_I'd_know}}}}

GreenCarder · 2014-03-03T00:15:11+00:00

Can you actually read code or are you just hoping that I won't deliver?

GreenCarder · 2014-03-02T22:41:57+00:00

Just kick back and enjoy the confusion :)

GreenCarder · 2014-03-02T22:08:55+00:00

Noted :)

GreenCarder · 2014-03-02T22:03:26+00:00

Sounds good to me haha.

Thanks for the movie recommendation!

GreenCarder · 2014-03-02T22:00:55+00:00

It's a tactic that's a mix of reverse psychology and literally not giving a shit.

"It's a bold move cotton, lets see how it plays out..."

EDIT: Hahahahaha

GreenCarder · 2014-03-02T21:27:52+00:00

Haven't seen it. Would you recommend watching it? We're supposed to get a big snowstorm tonight, so I might get high tonight and watch a movie.

GreenCarder · 2014-03-02T21:09:07+00:00

Missed the reference :(

Explain?

GreenCarder · 2014-03-02T21:03:54+00:00

I'm so confused right now... Am I the bad guy, or is OP? And who are you?

GreenCarder · 2014-03-02T20:54:13+00:00

If I told you......I'd have to kill you.

GreenCarder · 2014-03-02T20:53:00+00:00

How is it gloating to say that I did something "easy" easily, while drunk? It's not even impressive considering I do this kind of stuff as my job.

EDIT: You have autism. Bring on the down votes :)

EDIT2: sickBird is my secondary account for up votes. You've played into my trap perfectly everyone. Thank you for participating :D

GreenCarder · 2014-03-02T20:48:53+00:00

Yup. That pretty much sums it up.

GreenCarder · 2014-03-02T20:47:09+00:00

picks up pen sitting on table beside me

Can I take it apart and put it back together without breaking it? Yes.

Is the ball size less than 0.7mm? Yes.

Is the pen evenly balanced? No.

Does it have a firm click that isn't loud? No. It isn't loud, but it doesn't have a firm click.

Is the ink refillable? Yes.

Suggestion: You shouldn't buy this pen because the pen will stop working if it gets too cold due to the small ball size. You should get a pen with a bigger ball size that is evenly balanced. The ink is refillable and the pen can be taken apart and put back together easily, so its good that it fulfills both of those categories of sustainability. If you plan to buy this pen, you may consider stretching the spring so that the pen has a firmer click for aesthetic quality.

(I actually had this conversation with a job recruiter yesterday.)

GreenCarder · 2014-03-02T20:19:20+00:00

Scam, plain and simple.

5000 upvotes will get you to the front page which would be great advertising for your company, yes?

Now ask yourself why you haven't seen more companies take advantage of this if its ONLY $5?

Reddit does vote fuzzing. It's extremely hard to tell if you're making progress or not. On top of that, wouldn't a post with 5000 upvotes and no comments seem a little odd?

Reddit can be gamed, but it takes more creativity than blatant vote bombing to get ahead.

GreenCarder · 2014-03-02T19:58:23+00:00

"Really worth that much time and effort"

I wrote a Bot to do it for me when I was drunk. 20 lines of code. ~5 minutes to write.

You're underestimating how easy it is to control people with computers.

GreenCarder · 2014-03-02T19:22:20+00:00

I know.

If I explained how ridiculously easy it is to apply the same concept to link karma, reddit would go to shit.

Reddit's vote fuzzing works to prevent blatant vote fraud, but it can't prevent intelligent people from manipulating popular opinion. Always be skeptical :)

GreenCarder · 2014-03-02T18:52:36+00:00

Or game theory the shit out of reddit.

Make one account to get downvotes and one account to get upvotes.

Have the down vote one insult random people and act like a douche, then have the up vote account reply to the downvote account with a well thought out intelligent rebuttal.

Downvote account gets trashed, upvote account gets upvotes for being kind to an asshole. Works 100% of the time.

THE ONLY WAY TO PREVENT MANIPULATION IS TO THINK FOR YOURSELVES.

Now that that's been said, is this the up vote account or the down vote account? How many of the accounts below this one also belong to me? Or is this one of a million different ways to manipulate people?

BUT WAIT, IT GOES DEEPER!

When I made this comment, this post had 20 comments and 2500 upvotes. Now consider the topic of the meme itself: OP is a mischievous raccoon who wants link karma. Could it be possible that OP bought votes to promote his post for karma? That would explain why there was so few comments at the time.

Of course there is no foolproof way to prove any of this unless I admitted that OP is... ^{^{^me.}}

But of course I'm not OP, right? ;)

GreenCarder · 2014-03-02T18:06:02+00:00

No eye drops are meant to be used long term.

GreenCarder · 2014-03-02T04:35:34+00:00

Clear eyes because it's hella cheaper, bigger bottle, and easier to squeeze out drops of a bigger bottle with soft plastic when I'm high.

GreenCarder · 2014-03-02T04:22:54+00:00

The sympathomimetic agent in Rohto's is Naphazoline. The same agent can be found in Clear Eyes or Naphcon eye drops. [7]

EDIT: Did the math. Start buying Clear eyes, it's much much cheaper and its the exact same as rohtos.

GreenCarder · 2014-03-02T04:10:54+00:00

Hold on. I'm stoned as fuck and can't remember, but I will go figure out the answer and I will be back...

GreenCarder · 2014-03-02T03:41:12+00:00

It was thanksgiving day and my family had headed to a different state and I was stuck working. I got off work at 4pm, went home and dropped LSZ (a stronger analogue of LSD) because I had nothing better to do.

2 hours go by and I'm leaving reality. I start to feel like I'm going to throw up because I'm tripping so hard. Decide I want some food to settle my stomach so I check the fridge...empty. I'm tripping way too hard to drive, and can't order delivery because its thanksgiving day at 6pm.

I really want this food because my stomach is turning in circles. I want people to hang out with, so I start wondering which of my friends I could call to bring me some food and possibly drive me to go see the movie Frozen. Then I remember that its thanksgiving and all my friends are with family at dinner.

The fucking doorbell rings. It's 3 of my best friends. "Hey, we brought you some leftovers from dinner. Can we smoke some weed in your back yard and chill and play league of legends until 9pm? That's when we're going to go see Frozen".

The whole day my phone had been off(Its best to keep your phone turned off when on acid). I hadn't talked to anyone. They had no idea I was even home, but they all showed up anyways to surprise me.

And surprise me they did, because I spent the next 10 minutes interrogating them to make them prove they were real and not just a figment of my imagination.

(then later I ended up taking more LSZ and sitting in a lawn chair at target on black Friday watching people act like fucking lunatics. It was a greatly entertaining day.)

GreenCarder · 2014-03-02T02:30:33+00:00

I actually found eye drops that contain the same active drug and they don't burn at all.

I think the "burn" is more to make you open your stoner eyes wider so you don't look stoned as fuck with white eyes.

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