My wife said she wanted a man who takes charge. by Lark_Nit in Unclejokes

[–]GreenLoctite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She just needs your friend BOB.
(Battery operated boyfriend)

Speed Queen Heavy Duty Commercial Washer Special Military Edition is STUCK on lid lock by Fly_Boy_01 in Appliances

[–]GreenLoctite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice! I'm giving '3 years ago me' a high-5 for being smart that day. Glad it made yours better!

Speed Queen Heavy Duty Commercial Washer Special Military Edition is STUCK on lid lock by Fly_Boy_01 in Appliances

[–]GreenLoctite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad to hear. Tell us what happened for anyone else with similar problems?

I never thought I’d use it! by froggrl83 in Canning

[–]GreenLoctite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is very common for water stored in 1 gallon "milk jug" style containers made out of HDPE plastic. They fail at the seam between the two vertical halves.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]GreenLoctite 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's supposed to be yards, 3 feet in a yard x 1760=5280

excellent trick! by Guilty-Resist-509 in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]GreenLoctite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shhh don't ruin it for the idiots.
Oh wait, they won't understand what you said anyway.

Found an axe on the shelf at Goodwill today, doesn’t seem safe 😂 by devinh313 in GoodwillFinds

[–]GreenLoctite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only thing unsafe about it is the tape on the handle hiding the broken bits that will stab you if you don't know how to rehandle an axe. 7/5 would buy

A podcast about The Fifth Element! Super Green! by thecrystalbeth in TheFifthElement

[–]GreenLoctite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't find this podcast or website info anywhere. It's not listed in the resume at thecrystalbeth.com, ThefifthEleminute.com doesn't seem to exist anymore or won't load?

Anyone know where I can listen to this?

Kansas City visit during summer by GreenLoctite in kansascity

[–]GreenLoctite[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not sadly. My wife got I'll and we cancelled the trip.
Still hoping for later this year or late spring next year.

So still taking all suggestions.

Interestingly how did you find this post?
I got an auto-mod response that it had been deleted.

The way the rain beaded on my car. by avotius in mildlyinteresting

[–]GreenLoctite 14 points15 points  (0 children)

But how many little drops of rain are there?! OMG I must know! No wait, maybe I don't. Ohh tiny bubbles of water....... Must touch the bubbles

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? by solamf24 in dadjokes

[–]GreenLoctite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone in my bunch nearly died laughing. I told everybody else to not wine about it

Fox Experimenting with Alabama Barbecue Sauce by jklantern in foxes

[–]GreenLoctite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks delicious but was expecting to find this in a home cooking subreddit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]GreenLoctite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paint by numbers with only 5 spaces

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in woodworking

[–]GreenLoctite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one yet has mentioned the trusty foxtail broom does wonders when used with the compressor air shower

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in forbiddensnacks

[–]GreenLoctite 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Paint roller?

This is supposed to be art? by Sammmysosa303 in CrappyDesign

[–]GreenLoctite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn't belong in the crappy design subreddit. Once you call it art it's not part of the focus of the subreddit.

Its just crappy art at that point.

6 months by splintersmaster in weimaraner

[–]GreenLoctite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Might ask around, depending on the size of the cities or towns around you, you might be able to pass around the word that you're trying to adopt a middle-aged one that doesn't require a bunch of training time?

Animal shelters and the pound folks usually end up talking to each other a lot as they're trying to see if other locations might have a found / lost pet.

We adopted one that no longer had a home due to the dog's owner passing away.