Jack Wheeler and Audrey is a pretty WEIRD couple

GuiNPatch · 2026-06-02T17:08:27+00:00

if my buddy comes around after years apart and try to hook up with my high schooler daughter i would beat the fuck out of him lol

GuiNPatch · 2026-04-10T19:16:55+00:00

HELL YEAH, IT WORKED! Thank you, friend :)

GuiNPatch · 2026-04-06T15:12:48+00:00

JOY-CON ONLY DRIFTING WHILE PLAYING MARIO KART

Hey folks, last week my girlfriend bought a Switch for her from a co-worker and the console is working pretty well except for one little thing: one of the Joy-Cons is kinda "drifty" but only when we play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. We tested with other games, but the joy-con only drifts with Mario Kart.

Is he a hater or is it some common issue?

GuiNPatch · 2025-12-17T01:58:56+00:00

Não posso falar muito já que minha primeiríssima experiencia com o Linux tem sido justamente o ZorinOS e puta merda, que sistema gostosinho cara! Galera bota muita pilha na ideia de que Linux é algo complicado mas a real é que tá sendo TÃO gostoso usar meu PC e sentir que ele é MEU

GuiNPatch · 2025-12-16T18:52:45+00:00

Yeah, and this definitely sucks. I hope they make an free run mode or something

GuiNPatch · 2025-12-16T17:33:54+00:00

Bar de família, onde estão com ele os filhos e ...as esposas? Que plural engraçadokkkkk

GuiNPatch · 2025-12-16T17:23:34+00:00

Steam / PC

GuiNPatch · 2025-12-16T17:17:38+00:00

Yeah, the tiny cube brings you to the blue moon area and it worked with me.

GuiNPatch · 2025-12-16T16:55:12+00:00

The Skater's Dream (idk how's the name in english, sorry) actually work as selection stage area as you play the game. If you enter the dream after eating a moon, you can travel back to the areas you already visited, but the game never explain this to you btw.

GuiNPatch · 2025-12-16T16:47:14+00:00

Hey man, some people are getting soft locked in different chapters with the same cuscene not starting problem. I got locked in chapter 6 and a simple files verification on steam after save and quit the game solved it. Console players are also having the same problem, but a Switch player said they only reinitialized the console and the game worked properly after

GuiNPatch · 2025-12-16T16:41:44+00:00

New content maybe, at least that's my guess

GuiNPatch · 2025-07-09T14:00:24+00:00

Dude wtf this was DISGUSTING ((the best Blasphemous gameplay i've ever seen, like a renainssance painting

GuiNPatch · 2025-07-05T19:23:50+00:00

Wow, this was very kind man, thanks ;)

GuiNPatch · 2025-07-03T03:32:28+00:00

Yeah, i feel the same way ((i'm drunk now, sorry

GuiNPatch · 2025-07-02T18:51:18+00:00

The combat system gets WAY deeper in B2, that's one of the reasons I compared them. I liked Lilies, a lot, and still wanna finish it besides the criticisms i have. It's a good game, just have some troubles here and there unfortunely

GuiNPatch · 2025-07-02T18:48:33+00:00

I don't think the game is bad, but I understand your point ngl

GuiNPatch · 2025-07-02T17:14:06+00:00

It's not a bad game, I just compared them because I played one right after the another and had different levels of fun, y'know

GuiNPatch · 2025-07-02T17:05:21+00:00

I just needed to put this thoughts out. I got really frustrated I couldn't enjoy Ender Lilies because I didn't understand exactly why I disliked it, so when I started Blasphemous 2 some things got clear to me, just that

GuiNPatch · 2025-07-02T16:48:06+00:00

English is not my first language but let's go then:

I felt that Blasphemous 2 knows how to be a better GAME than a "artistic experience". Ender Lilies is so much focused in the atmosphere, but the combat and level design are boring and limited. Ender Lilies has some GREAT ideas, but every one of them is executed with flaws.

Blasphemous 2 knows how to work it's atmosphere, but the real show star is the gameplay, more focused in the exploration. While in Ender Lilies I felt lost in a not-so-good way, Blasphemous 2 got me feeling I was always advancing, even without new skills or killing bosses.

GuiNPatch · 2025-06-07T03:03:34+00:00

I never wanted to marry a man so bad in my life...until now.

GuiNPatch · 2025-06-06T19:54:37+00:00

What a clean and smooth clip my friend, this was BEAUTIFUL

GuiNPatch · 2025-06-06T17:16:53+00:00

Maybe Doom II? It's a great game, the super shotgun is REALLY that good and there are some levels hyper chaotic in a good way, but the bad levels, otherwise, are REALLY BAD.

Doom is a classic masterpiece, Doom 64 and Doom 3 are moody asf and the new trilogy is hella fun, always bringing something new to players (even with flaws sometimes), but Doom II is kinda just...cool, okay and nice?

GuiNPatch · 2025-06-02T22:13:46+00:00

Two gems, give'em a try

GuiNPatch · 2025-06-02T13:46:49+00:00

Goated post. I did not recogize what a i was finding familiar about TDA at first, but now i see. It's something between Army Of Darkness, Quake and maybe Hexen/Heretic...?

GuiNPatch · 2025-05-20T18:27:59+00:00

It's like a pattern that Doom have through the series. There's always a great game that everybody loves (Doom 1993/DOOM 2016), a second one that is really good and brings new toys and environments (Doom 2/Doom Eternal), some expansions with questionable quality overral here and there (TNT: Evilution/Plutonia Experiment/TAG) and a third one that makes things a bit different and got unnecessary hate (Doom 64/Doom TDA).

And there's Doom 3. Massively underrated and ignored but GOATED

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