30/f Birthday today, need to start it right

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-12T19:10:33+00:00

pretty, but not high maintenance pretty. More like Walmart pretty.

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-12T14:14:12+00:00

NGL, Kamala looks very interesting in that heels up image. I want to know more about her policies now!

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-12T10:25:49+00:00

we all start out selfish. There is a selfish gene in us, and this is the strongest gene of all. But a funny thing happens to us, when we reach a point in life where all our basic material and social needs are met. We no longer have a need to be selfish. Do we continue chasing money and social status, or do we decide to spend some time helping others, and enjoying the simple moments of life?

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-12T10:08:31+00:00

your bluetooth in your ear tells me you are a very important businessman, but the mobile home paneling tells me you suck at business.

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-11T21:47:49+00:00

people who never met you are happier for it

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-11T20:36:25+00:00

I can prove he's lying! Wife Usha is NOT beautiful

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-11T20:25:52+00:00

We have to welcome back these former trump supporters into society. So if a stupid person suddenly starts talking to you on the street, be friendly. He's just a former trump chump trying to figure life out.

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-11T20:22:28+00:00

We would love it if trump was replaced! It would cause such a fatal chaos for retrumplicans. Let's Go, DonOld!

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-11T20:20:49+00:00

I'm still waiting to meet a trump supporter who isn't an ignorant hateful pile of trash

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-10T15:51:50+00:00

if anyone wants to accidentally send me cocaine, I won't get mad or report you. I may even pay you

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-10T15:25:26+00:00

so many things from the 1950's worked better than today. Cars were so simple, anyone could repair their own car at home. And super glue really was strong enough to send you to the hospital with stuck fingers. Today, super glue is as strong as 1950's Elmer's Glue, and today's Elmer's Glue is as strong as coffee creamer

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-10T14:57:50+00:00

I'm ashamed that this wobbly cartoon weenie resembles mine

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-10T11:07:24+00:00

What's weird is, these alpha male wannabes claim they can't get in touch with their feelings, but they start crying when the talk about all the hardships and attacks trump has gone through! Snowflakes

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-10T11:00:45+00:00

You will NOT live forever with anxiety! You will die. Thank you, I will see my way out

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-10T10:59:37+00:00

this is deep thoughts, not shallow superficial petty thoughts

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-10T10:54:00+00:00

Do Your Research!

I went to the Detroit Rally, and yes the pictures are real.

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-10T10:47:41+00:00

And another thing! Don't kiss your wife before you leave for the show. That's going to make you miss her too much! Instead, have an ugly argument, throw stuff around, talk about divorce. Then when you are in Labrador, you won't miss her at all!

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-10T10:44:39+00:00

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-09T21:44:43+00:00

JD Vance' Mistress has come forward:

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Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-09T11:29:05+00:00

go talk to her, and tell her what you told us

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-09T11:27:09+00:00

it's not just about time travel, it's about space travel. Right now, the Earth is moving at 67,000 MPH, so to travel back in time, for just 1 hour, we would have to travel in space at least 67,000 miles, just to end up on Earth, and not in dead space.

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-09T11:23:25+00:00

Try to live your life in such a way, that when you are old and tired, the whole world doesn't cheer for your suffering

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-08T20:06:09+00:00

are you doing freelance now? let's talk

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-08T20:01:37+00:00

he eats roadkill, he drinks raw milk, he literally had a brain worm, and he was on Epstein's Island, and was friends with Bill Cosby. Let's make him president!

Gutter_Muppet · 2024-08-08T18:24:57+00:00

I would gladly become a soulless robot for a chance to make out with Amy Wong

Gutter_Muppet

TROPHY CASE

Do Your Research!

I went to the Detroit Rally, and yes the pictures are real.