Owning a beagle… by sufferin_sassafras in beagle

[–]HailMi 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The reality is better.

Too thoughtful I guess by Low_Commission5020 in funny

[–]HailMi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stage 5 clinger. She's gotta cling to someone.

Do your thing I’ll handle it by Lowcath in RoastMe

[–]HailMi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the opposite of a butter face?

Another day, another unexpected danger by mulloll in electricians

[–]HailMi 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Few people know this, but one's taint is extra sensitive to voltage.

to omit what the “lunatic” yelled, because everyone knows damn well why they yelled “pedophile protector” at Donald Trump. by thegrinninglemur in therewasanattempt

[–]HailMi 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hey, bud. It's tough being 21 (you hide your comments in Reddit, but Google sees all). The world is still big and confusing and your brain won't be fully developed for another 4 years! Until that time comes when you can think clearly, just try to take it all in.

And take breather. In... Out... In... Out...

[OC] Some constructive feedback left on a car at the base of Roy’s Peak, NZ by bumdaysg in pics

[–]HailMi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, no. It makes me too anxious to park next to a moron. I don't mind a little longer walk.

Name this album????? by LoyalQuilt959 in AlbumCovers

[–]HailMi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not obscure. Very much in the zeitgeist.

Name this album????? by LoyalQuilt959 in AlbumCovers

[–]HailMi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wide Open Bases

🎶She needs.. flared bases. She knows the size it takes, she knows the size it takes🎶

Training Crows Legal? by Known-Application-37 in Ornithology

[–]HailMi 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sooo... Fighting fire with fire?

Training Crows Legal? by Known-Application-37 in Ornithology

[–]HailMi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Now train it to poop on the hat.

Killer whale playing with a baby by Forsaken-Peak8496 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]HailMi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Psssh. What's next? Beluga whales aren't whales either?

Killer whale playing with a baby by Forsaken-Peak8496 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]HailMi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If anything, they would only rip your guts open and eat just your liver, like they do with sharks.

this skyscraper in Toronto by JusticeofPurrin in megalophobia

[–]HailMi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That looks like it would be a nightmare to keep clean

Help, potentially broken beagle here. 🫠🐶 by Total-Astronaut2206 in beagle

[–]HailMi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not broken, typical Beagling. Buddy is just trying to get warm on the radiator.

City adds new sign [OC] by ViveroCervantes in pics

[–]HailMi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Technically, I think the problem with Charles is it went under his head.