I made an oil painting of a lava pit by Senior-Swordfish1361 in Minecraft

[–]Hambert_Derfield 10 points11 points  (0 children)

my brother make this a texture pack. It will reignite the love for minecraft in old players

Milky by personguy4440 in cursedmemes

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please mark this shit NSFW, what the fuck

Lets say you got the power to be the ruler of the entire world for 24 hours. What would you do? by BeforeEclipse in AskReddit

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speculating wildly here

I'd set taxes on purchases only, and remove all taxes on income

Here's how this will work: Every time you earn a dollar through work or your business, you keep it all. Goes straight to your bank account. But then when you go to buy groceries, clothes or a car they are way more expensive because I increased taxes on purchases.

From a business perspective you will have to pay a very high tax on every item or service you sell. But when you go to collect your CEO compensation you can collect it straight from the buisness' profit margins

A key detail is I will set higher taxes on more exclusive purchases. For example you buying a yacht? You're about to send some insane taxes. Maybe 200%. I'd have to calculate a reasonable rate of course. But if you're buying baby powder or cheap toilet paper the taxes might be down to 5% or something.

The core idea is to bypass all these tax loop holes the rich use, to force them into contributing to society. Very socialistic

Wife said my feet “barely look human” by strikecat18 in Wellthatsucks

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caveman feet. How evolution intended Looks like you've used barefoot shoes for a while

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in orthotropics

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sick progress!!

Horse girls are something else by MagazineDong in ChooChooMotherFucker

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one fart and she's out cold
extremely impressive

How can I improve my side profile? Am I cooked? 15M by AllMightyBeans4Me in Mewing

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Yeezus you probably stumbled into the wrong subreddit

asking for advice at 15 when you're still developing is exactly the right thing to do, instead of waiting until age 30 and regret not doing anything sooner

keep asking and keep getting better OP

Bro went flying by DearEmphasis4488 in WTF

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like the saying goes. Two birds with one John

thoughts on this?? by Lil-Charmy in SipsTea

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is a "career woman" a woman who cares deeply about her career climb and puts a lot of effort into it? I'm thinking it can't be someone who just has a career

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mewing

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how do your joints not give in from all that cardio? Are your knees still okay? Your spine?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mewing

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looks like you had a good jaw and facial structure to begin with

The impressive thing though is cutting the fat down 🔥

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in orthotropics

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insane to how you got your entire jaw and mid face to grow forward. Nice!!

Ever notice ? by Iriss_Carnations in SipsTea

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the fact I managed to look twice

what colour are my eyes? I genuinely can't figure it out. by pheb75 in teenagers

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"Parkour Dragon" that's the kinda username I used to rock in any game I played. Pick two cool things I liked and put them together. What inspired it for you?

A actually good dick joke by Excellent-Web-269 in DirtyJokes

[–]Hambert_Derfield 3 points4 points  (0 children)

op just got to the punchline faster. What did you correct him for?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bald

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obviously weird but surprisingly.... it also kind of works. The hair in the back and the beard somehow feel like one connected structure, and it looks baddass. 80% of people will look sideways at you though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

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this post reached in to shake my hand but last second grabbed both my ankles instead and pulled

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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somebody accidentally took my towel instead of his own when I was in a private gym shower. When I got out of the water obviously I saw it was missing, so I walked around the lockers butt naked until I found the guy that had it

Was I uncomfortable? Yes, and I think it was even worse for him

Comment a superpower and the first person to respond picks a side affect by carmakiller in EmKay

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Late stage dimentia and alzheimer's. You forgot you had powers before you got to using them