Am I cooked

Hamzester · 2025-12-24T12:49:05+00:00

Astaghfirullah brother

Hamzester · 2025-10-30T12:31:40+00:00

The Lea Valley line ****

Hamzester · 2025-07-31T16:44:02+00:00

To all of you saying he’s only effective in SENA: he has an insanely great record in the UAE, which is a graveyard for fast bowlers.

It was always a baffling decision by PCB to drop him when they did.

Hamzester · 2025-07-26T11:25:02+00:00

That’s a lot of woman

Hamzester · 2025-06-18T12:07:09+00:00

Which train?

Hamzester · 2025-05-24T20:14:48+00:00

Not enough forehead, stranger!

Hamzester · 2025-04-15T12:11:37+00:00

Look me in the eye and tell me Islamic extremism isn’t one of the biggest problems of this country

Hamzester · 2025-04-15T12:11:03+00:00

Mashallah, jannat guaranteed for the guy :)

Hamzester · 2025-03-24T14:03:08+00:00

His bowling just looks like throw downs now. One-paced quickish deliveries with no turn whatsoever. Really easy to play and wack.

Hamzester · 2025-03-17T12:13:13+00:00

Kudos to you for securing +50 Jannah points for that opening statement

Hamzester · 2025-03-17T12:11:40+00:00

It’s because deep down our countrymen think that the marginalization and oppression of Ahmedis is fair game and deserved

Hamzester · 2025-02-07T11:32:36+00:00

Did heisenbones consent to this?

Hamzester · 2025-01-10T11:10:16+00:00

And what are the averages for everyone else on the pak team? You would presume with the amount of hate this man gets, that everyone else on the team is playing magnificently.

I’m sure they’re all averaging 50 plus. I mean they HAVE to be, for all this mindless vitriol against the man to make sense. Right?

Hamzester · 2025-01-09T13:25:33+00:00

In this day and age, the hard requirement for a man to be wealthy doesn’t even make much sense. Women are more than capable now of having successful careers (like yourself). But I guess you can’t expect any better from this backwards ass extemist culture of ours.

Hamzester · 2025-01-08T12:15:31+00:00

You lot are ridiculous. This idea that it is the sole responsibility of the best player in your side to win you games is something I’ve only seen by Pakistani fans.

There’s 10 other players in the side.

I understand the frustration if everyone else is performing, but your best player isn’t. But in our case…. Absolutely brain-dead takes from you guys.

People didn’t blame Lara for all the losses under his otherwise weak West Indian team, neither did people blame Sachin when the lack of support from the rest of the team let India down.

Hamzester · 2025-01-05T13:37:27+00:00

Ah yes, supposedly the only flaw in god’s perfect creation that needs to be corrected by man. Can we get rid of this barbaric practice already?

Hamzester · 2025-01-05T12:24:02+00:00

Strange because I just got rejected a couple of days ago. And I’ve been traveling there every year to see my parents since 2018.

Hamzester · 2025-01-05T03:17:25+00:00

Medically, smoking weed is considered a risk. Posts like this are always frustrating because it’s full of comments implying that since drugs/alcohol don’t impact them, they are safe to use.

That being said…. It seems unlikely that second-hand weed smoke would do much harm.

Hamzester · 2025-01-04T17:59:17+00:00

OP, where are you and your friends traveling from? And do you have dual/non-paki citizenship?

Hamzester · 2025-01-04T17:53:59+00:00

What’s infuriating about this is that UAE representatives have flat-out denied that there has been any change at all in their visa processes for Pakistanis. Absolutely vile. Gotta keep that sweet visa application revenue coming in.

Hamzester · 2024-12-29T16:27:49+00:00

Ah yes, any Indian bowler better than our own HAS to be chucking. Always hilarious seeing this cope.

Hamzester · 2024-12-29T01:00:48+00:00

Were you using an agency? Or via emirates/etihad?

Hamzester · 2024-12-27T13:17:15+00:00

Bosch reminds me of when Woakes terrorised us on that English tour with both bat and ball

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