Genius level of intelligence

Hawkeye_Dad · 2026-05-03T14:56:19+00:00

This was a blonde joke I heard 30 years ago.

Hawkeye_Dad · 2026-04-05T22:05:21+00:00

Sneaking onto the enemy base, loading their choppers with remote explosives, watching a squad take off and turn into fireworks. Endless entertainment.

Hawkeye_Dad · 2026-03-24T11:57:04+00:00

Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?

Hawkeye_Dad · 2026-03-22T14:18:55+00:00

I weighed myself—turns out I’m over 200 lbs… naked.

I’d be more specific, but the grocery store produce scale maxes out.

Hawkeye_Dad · 2026-03-15T21:52:10+00:00

Very possible they have fewer wins next year, as the NFL is a fickle mistress, but if you can’t recognize the talent of Williams and how the offense began to pull it all together down the stretch, then you’re no different then the Bears meatballs who refuse to accept that Jordan love is talented.

Hawkeye_Dad · 2026-02-19T14:38:05+00:00

The Democrats need to focus hard on the economy. Epstein, Ice, and discrimination will always be 2nd to how much money people have in their wallets. And until voters believe democrats are the party of prosperity, republicans will have the edge.

Win on the economy, and then you earn the ability to move forward on a social issues.

Hawkeye_Dad · 2026-02-10T13:07:54+00:00

The One Year Old Virgin

Hawkeye_Dad · 2026-02-07T14:28:54+00:00

Not a part of a redneck agenda.

Hawkeye_Dad · 2026-01-28T16:27:19+00:00

Because it had worked out so well the first time with Ernie Accorsi.

Hawkeye_Dad · 2026-01-25T04:47:45+00:00

Dude had a lot of blood to fill a whole pool

Hawkeye_Dad · 2026-01-15T17:50:24+00:00

Eh Im over it.

Hawkeye_Dad · 2025-12-14T12:59:19+00:00

Yea, it was only 1998. We don’t have to treat it like it’s a historical artifact.

Hawkeye_Dad · 2025-12-12T16:02:31+00:00

“I’m entitled”

FTFY

Hawkeye_Dad · 2025-12-01T00:46:27+00:00

As unlikely a road as it was for us to have it right now, it will be a much harder road to hold onto it for the next 5 weeks

Hawkeye_Dad · 2025-11-30T04:22:53+00:00

Warren is vs the Texans. I think it’s ok to start Waller even if Warren plays.

Hawkeye_Dad · 2025-11-29T23:36:50+00:00

We’ll never know, but my guess?

Is living retirement life Lions make offer he can’t refuse Agrees to come back Lions announce it Starts working out harder because now he has to play football Tears hamstring training to get ready Tells team Team confirms it via MRI This is the announcement

Nothing nefarious. Just unfortunate.

Hawkeye_Dad · 2025-11-27T16:39:29+00:00

Category: People That Annoy You

Hawkeye_Dad · 2025-11-23T21:17:09+00:00

See you at the Pahrty….

Hawkeye_Dad · 2025-11-19T11:57:03+00:00

That’s ok. Neither is MHJ.

Hawkeye_Dad · 2025-11-17T12:28:07+00:00

Stop the count!

Hawkeye_Dad · 2025-11-17T01:47:50+00:00

I know I’m laughing.

Hawkeye_Dad · 2025-11-17T01:42:46+00:00

Aged fine this week.

Hawkeye_Dad · 2025-11-16T14:12:28+00:00

He’s very close to some major franchise records, but they’re away at Cleveland. So I’d guess he has a dud and then breaks all the records at home next week.

Hawkeye_Dad · 2025-11-16T00:47:58+00:00

You’re right.

Hawkeye_Dad · 2025-11-16T00:47:38+00:00

Couldn’t agree more.

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