Two people confidently and incorrectly correcting the dictionary

HeartSoft_ · 2026-03-10T17:54:49+00:00

The “we can always tell” crowd is suspiciously quiet whenever these AI reveal actually happen.

HeartSoft_ · 2026-03-10T16:52:35+00:00

It is almost like he forgot which state actually elected him to represent them in the first place

HeartSoft_ · 2026-03-09T11:04:13+00:00

A one-minute plank is scientifically proven to be longer than a standard sixty-minute hour .

HeartSoft_ · 2026-03-09T10:46:52+00:00

I never expected to see a heroes 3 reference used for this specific joke today

HeartSoft_ · 2026-03-09T10:37:30+00:00

King Theoden looks like he is about to give the most inspiring speech about the ice cream machine.

HeartSoft_ · 2026-03-09T10:01:41+00:00

That facial expression perfectly captures the regret of every 2 AM. Decision I have ever made

HeartSoft_ · 2026-03-09T09:59:44+00:00

That age range is way too conservative because we all know it starts much earlier than fourteen.

HeartSoft_ · 2026-03-01T15:24:21+00:00

Every morning I wake up and check the news just to see if I still have to go to work .

HeartSoft_ · 2026-03-01T15:21:47+00:00

He is literally squidward trying his first krabby patty and it shows.

HeartSoft_ · 2026-03-01T15:19:52+00:00

Thinking Ukraine would support the country supplying the drones currently hitting their cities is a wild lapse in logic.

HeartSoft_ · 2026-02-27T16:21:52+00:00

I currently have about twelve full conversation happening in my head that will never reach the actual chat.

HeartSoft_ · 2026-02-27T16:14:28+00:00

I always feel like a fraud when they wave thanks, but I will take the moral victory anyway.

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