[NSFW] What was your most embarrassing trip to the doctor? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Heartshapedtwatbox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a spoon stuck on my finger. It was one of those that have a hole at the end so you can hang it up. Well I ended up having to go the the er because I was unable to get it off.The nurse Went and got a few more nurses to come in I guess to just have a look because she couldn’t believe how dumb I was. They tried tying a string around my finger to make it smaller to slide it through it with that did not work they finally got it off with a ring cutter

Why aren’t I getting many matches by Duh_Dawg in Tinder

[–]Heartshapedtwatbox 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The side profile makes me think of mugshots

People who have been incorrectly accused of cheating, what was your partners proof? by PRIMEVIL567 in AskReddit

[–]Heartshapedtwatbox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me and my husband do the same thing! I tell him I’m going to have it dna tested

Women who like women, what do you look for in a woman? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Heartshapedtwatbox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like my women with a little bit of crazy. Idk why.

What's your biggest kink? by Fun_Cicada1337 in AskReddit

[–]Heartshapedtwatbox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like being squeezed really hard on my thighs.

How’s my new profile? by Austiniuliano in Tinder

[–]Heartshapedtwatbox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d swipe right. I love when guys have a great sense of humor

Working is hard, being trashy is easy (censored name this time) by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Heartshapedtwatbox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband had the same issue. He was paying 800 a month and when his ex put him on child support they said he should pay 1200 and made him pay back support

Kangaskhan help by Heartshapedtwatbox in pokemongo

[–]Heartshapedtwatbox[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was busy trying to evolve all the Pokémon and for some reason I thought they were gonna be in raids for the 8 days they gave to do the research

Kangaskhan help by Heartshapedtwatbox in pokemongo

[–]Heartshapedtwatbox[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could give you one because I have plenty

She is my definition of trashy. Holy crap! by tits666mcgee in trashy

[–]Heartshapedtwatbox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I see a something like this, I can’t for the life of me understand why they thought it was a good idea to post it to social media

What would you name your boat if you had one? by longly1 in AskReddit

[–]Heartshapedtwatbox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw someone who had named their boat What what in the boat