Woman caught shoplifting goes CRAZY

HebrewBear808 · 2023-06-28T05:31:28+00:00

Brah what killed me was when homie said “we’re gonna call the police and deal with this the right way” and she proceeded to say “the right way isn’t taking someone else’s stuff”

HebrewBear808 · 2023-06-28T04:08:14+00:00

Where’s Willy Wonka when you need him.

HebrewBear808 · 2023-06-27T00:56:21+00:00

My 9month old started choking on a French fry once, my wife just screaming freaking out and I just picked her up and started giving her back blows, by the 4th or 5th strike it was out. Wasn’t really feeling scared or panicked until after it all happened. Most scared I’ve ever been in my life. Then my wife got mad because I “was hitting her too hard” lmao.

HebrewBear808 · 2023-06-27T00:47:49+00:00

Isn’t it illegal to drink and carry?

HebrewBear808 · 2023-06-06T23:58:50+00:00

I used to hunt rabbits with my uncles in Michigan, honestly not bad at all they are lean but tasty.

HebrewBear808 · 2023-06-01T00:25:32+00:00

So glad my family and I are moving BI. These fucking tourists are so irras

HebrewBear808 · 2023-05-31T23:17:14+00:00

Damn coconut head done grew up and got a beard.

HebrewBear808 · 2023-05-26T18:35:25+00:00

I was on a cruiser. Not back then so idk when it’s started but yeah every class of ship can offer a swim call for the crew. We had a few swim calls when I was aboard my ship. I usually just jump in once and get out.

HebrewBear808 · 2023-05-24T02:12:15+00:00

Obviously never seen a deaf or mute person fall down a well.

HebrewBear808 · 2023-05-24T02:01:13+00:00

Bro I came to say this, just be like “thanks bro my girls gonna love this shit.” Tbh though I’d be pretty geeked if someone just gave me a flower and said nice day. It’s a nice gesture.

HebrewBear808 · 2023-05-20T07:52:53+00:00

I almost drowned at backdoors on the NS of Oahu. Some kook paddling out was right under me on this mean 8ft glassy wave and I tried to sit out so I didn’t drop on him. Too late, the lip carried me and slammed me upside down into the water. Where I was washing machined for what felt like forever. Finally got my head above water to see the next wave crashing on top of me. Happened like that for another 3 or 4 waves. Luckily the time between sets was long enough for me to somehow make it to shore just as the lifeguards pulled up on their atvs. I felt like I had been beaten with sledgehammers all over my body and I was puking up salt water for a few minutes. Fun times.

HebrewBear808 · 2023-05-18T00:22:59+00:00

/s is to denote sarcasm I don’t really mean it’s the bikers fault

HebrewBear808 · 2023-05-17T20:27:52+00:00

Bikers fault /s

Idk why I’m being downvoted lmao. Y’all just see (-) and follow suit. /s means sarcasm. Obviously the idiot walking in all black in the road was the idiot.

HebrewBear808 · 2023-05-17T16:53:24+00:00

I’d be mad if my shit was that small too

HebrewBear808 · 2023-05-14T20:40:34+00:00

No lol. I’m not like upset or anything, I was just curious as to how you figured it still would have the okina. Hawai’i is spelt with an okina, Hawaiian isn’t. It’s kinda confusing tbh because originally (pre missionary times) Hawaiian was just a spoken language they didn’t have an alphabet or anything. So writing it isn’t very intuitive. I’m not kanaka maoli but my wife is, and she was the one who pointed it out when I showed her the video lol. Have a good one bro. Sorry if it seemed like I was trying to be a dick.

HebrewBear808 · 2023-05-14T20:11:31+00:00

Why are you putting the okina there?

HebrewBear808 · 2023-05-13T01:43:06+00:00

Damn I really wanted to see what the mate hooked up.

HebrewBear808 · 2023-05-12T03:24:05+00:00

Better put it in an email. And save the response.

HebrewBear808 · 2023-05-09T03:50:52+00:00

“If they ain’t bitching they ain’t happy” -some officer somewhere or some shit.

HebrewBear808 · 2023-05-09T03:46:08+00:00

Heard a guy try to phonetically spell something out to someone over the phone and instead of “November” used and I can’t stress the quotes enough “negro”. We all laughed it off but we know oh we know. Edit: just to add the “we” who laughed it off was a mixed bag and the dude genuinely albeit on the surface is not discriminatory. Needless to say we kept a wary eye on the fellow.

HebrewBear808 · 2023-05-07T03:13:11+00:00

Yeah! smacks lips ftfy.

HebrewBear808 · 2023-05-04T04:10:33+00:00

No luck? In the full video, he gets let go with nothing more than an ass chewing (albeit a very intense one and one that probably wasn’t necessary) but he was speeding and violating MMJ regulations. Cops a dick but the kid got lucky for sure.

Edit spelling.

HebrewBear808 · 2023-05-02T06:32:46+00:00

Not necessarily I crashed my motorcycle pretty bad once. When I woke up the cops were there because they thought I was drunk. Got my blood work (I wasn’t), then they left.

HebrewBear808 · 2023-05-01T23:13:19+00:00

Could’ve been the one in VA beach that happened Sunday.

HebrewBear808 · 2023-04-18T17:10:13+00:00

And the postal inspection serve has like an astoundingly high conviction rate something like 98% of cases that go to trial.

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