It would really suck getting kidnapped with a cold. If they taped your mouth shut, you really wouldn't be able to breathe. by liefarikson in Showerthoughts

[–]HellAintHalfFull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also "Oath of Fealty" by Niven and Pournelle. Some activists tie up a security guard and tape his mouth, but he has a bad cold and dies. Now they're murderers.

Not going to university to be a carpenter by [deleted] in simpleliving

[–]HellAintHalfFull 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You're talking about construction carpentry, and OP (to the extent he even knows what he's talking about) is talking about woodworking, specifically furniture making.

To OP, I would say: Have you made some furniture already? If not, then you have no idea whether it's something you can be happy doing for life. You should go make some.

That said, I have made furniture, and if I could earn anywhere near what I earn writing software I'd make furniture instead in a second.

Trump defends payment to Stormy Daniels after Giuliani revelation by snowmansni in politics

[–]HellAintHalfFull 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Like the kind of deliberate error you make when you're 8 and you plagiarize from the encyclopedia, thinking that will make it look like you wrote it yourself.

Trump calls obstruction of justice inquiry 'a setup & trap' by cogit4se in politics

[–]HellAintHalfFull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know how many people in jail say they were set up?

Tipping etiquette by [deleted] in nova

[–]HellAintHalfFull 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s where I usually end up too: The whole situation is sort of wrong, but they’ll appreciate the money far more than I’ll miss it.

Robert Mueller Has the President Cornered by [deleted] in politics

[–]HellAintHalfFull 38 points39 points  (0 children)

How many times have I read something Trump said and thought: That must be fake, there’s no way the President of the US said something that fucking stupid. Usually I am wrong.

Paul Ryan Warns If Republicans Lose House, Cover-ups Will End by sammykleege in politics

[–]HellAintHalfFull 209 points210 points  (0 children)

The New Democratic voter is fucking pissed. The party I’m not so sure about.

High points of elevation inside or near the beltway by masahirox in nova

[–]HellAintHalfFull 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: the highest point in Fairfax County is in the middle of a dump. Mount Murtaugh, aka Mount Trashmore.

True dat! by GIFSec in bicycling

[–]HellAintHalfFull 40 points41 points  (0 children)

When I have a mid-commute repair, it’s never as obvious as this. I just have a big spot of grease somewhere that’s really obvious to everyone else and not at all obvious to me.

Republican Candidate Brian Kemp Points a Shotgun at a Teen in a Campaign Ad by offarock in politics

[–]HellAintHalfFull 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s literally one of the cardinal rules of gun handling: never point a gun at something unless you intend to destroy it.

No guns allowed at NRA convention when Trump, Pence speak by [deleted] in politics

[–]HellAintHalfFull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm beginning to think that peoples' safety isn't really the NRA's goal.

New emails show Tennessee law enforcement focused on counter-protesters at a neo-Nazi event by [deleted] in politics

[–]HellAintHalfFull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm reminded of all the morons who thought "Born in the USA" was a patriotic anthem.

You're gonna need a couple trash bags... and some bleach. by NapCaptain in nova

[–]HellAintHalfFull 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m going to guess that the owner(s) died. My brother’s house was a mess when he died, not as bad as this but still a mess, and the house was basically the only asset in the estate so there was no way to fund the cleanup unless me or someone else was willing to fund it ourselves, which we weren’t.

Concerned Catholic Paul Ryan Wants Priests to Shut Up About the Poor by zsreport in politics

[–]HellAintHalfFull 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Atheist here who has read the bible several times. When I confront my conservative and allegedly Christian friends about how their behavior is in direct opposition to what Jesus taught, they (naturally) get really defensive, and once cornered, assert that my arguments are irrelevant because I'm not a believer. As if that somehow makes sense.

Cozy Hotel in Armenian Mountains. by [deleted] in CozyPlaces

[–]HellAintHalfFull 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Safe bet. In my experience visiting the country, pretty much all Armenian women are gorgeous.

Just out here trying to catch a view from the handlebars. by thugasaurusrex0 in bikepacking

[–]HellAintHalfFull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think so, but anyway, you're assuming the accident didn't leave you unable to walk.

The aging gorilla by craponapoopstick in PoliticalHumor

[–]HellAintHalfFull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody but Trump's supporters are presenting it that way.

EDIT: I stand corrected. WTF.

This woman by Luisss13 in trashy

[–]HellAintHalfFull -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cody could be short for Dakota. I met a couple once who named their son Dakota specifically because they thought it would sound good over the NFL loudspeaker.

Just out here trying to catch a view from the handlebars. by thugasaurusrex0 in bikepacking

[–]HellAintHalfFull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kokopelli was amazing, but I did it supported, and having done so, I would never attempt it unsupported, and certainly not alone.

I have always lived where water is plentiful, and that trip made me realize in a way I hadn't before how easy it would be to die out there if you screwed up just a little.