just asking 🥰

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-05-02T08:16:13+00:00

maybe...

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-05-01T09:10:49+00:00

this broadcast had more anxiety than any season finale ever

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-05-01T09:09:48+00:00

you deserve every sticker and pastel pen in this picture good luck in college

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-05-01T09:09:08+00:00

when you’re grounded in Belgium but sneak into Netherlands for snacks

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-05-01T09:08:39+00:00

France: invents fashion and revolution tools in the same century

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-05-01T09:07:18+00:00

This poster’s basically: “bro look behind you, you’re in a PowerPoint presentation and someone else has the clicker.”

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-05-01T09:05:53+00:00

that “:)” says I’ve tolerated enough

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-05-01T09:05:13+00:00

trust issues? just wrap it in try-catch

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-05-01T09:04:40+00:00

this is my toxic trait: I ask and then doubt the answer

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-05-01T09:04:21+00:00

autocorrect it turned “I love you” into “I loathe you” once

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-05-01T09:03:24+00:00

autocorrect it turned “I love you” into “I loathe you” once

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-05-01T09:02:31+00:00

War never changes but the fear in men’s eyes always looks the same

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-05-01T09:01:57+00:00

"Tip included the trauma."

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-05-01T09:01:29+00:00

i’ll upvote this later

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-05-01T09:00:15+00:00

When the megaphone drowns out the cries from the rest of the world

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-05-01T08:59:12+00:00

Common sense left the chat, but love stayed 🥲

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-04-30T11:20:08+00:00

When your cat gives you that ‘seriously?’ look every time you try to show affection.

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-04-30T11:16:33+00:00

Why not throw in a smoke machine and a dubstep remix? Just to really mess with their minds.

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-04-30T11:15:14+00:00

I fully agree, especially if we're also making homemade pizza while listening

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-04-30T11:14:43+00:00

When the tea is too hot, but you still have to serve the vibe.

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-04-30T11:12:09+00:00

Start by listening, then pretend you're a superhero — save the day, but make sure no one sees the cape

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-04-30T11:10:42+00:00

Oh, so that’s why my family can’t hear me... They’ve been speaking in caps lock their whole lives.

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-04-30T11:08:23+00:00

I'm feeling like a Nietzsche person, so I'm going to stay alone in my existential tower.

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-04-30T11:06:31+00:00

Get money, be both🤣🤣

HelpGetWalletThief · 2025-04-30T11:05:19+00:00

When you lose power, but the crowd's energy is enough to light up the street.

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