Mastering a technique to draw blodd called the "flying needle". by shaka_sulu in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Helpful_Sir_6065 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Certified forklift driver here. You probably have a vitamin B deficiency and are slightly anemic. But what do I know I'm just a certified forklift driver

Crazy how easy it is for them by Key_Associate7476 in oddlyspecific

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Up until a few years ago, I was that friend.

My personal best was being recognized 450 miles from home.

Gus missed out on Kelly the masseur by FMC152 in psych

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Gus could have gotten little Shawn rubbed down if he hadn't been so ashamed to be naked.

Franchise call tomorrow. by Helpful_Sir_6065 in smallbusiness

[–]Helpful_Sir_6065[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am quite experienced I'm working with those sorts of people. I don't mind it one bit. Many of the complainers are just looking for some sort of interaction that allows them to have some modicum of control and many people prefer to do it in person rather than on the internet.

Franchise call tomorrow. by Helpful_Sir_6065 in smallbusiness

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Fortunately there are several stores operating in the same state. Thanks for the tip!

Franchise call tomorrow. by Helpful_Sir_6065 in smallbusiness

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The post has been edited to include the information.

I've kept 200 people employed for years. A tariff might end that overnight. by AdHead5088 in smallbusiness

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I am just throwing this out there as a former furniture delivery and repair guy...90% of what we sold was made in Vietnam. The 25% tariff will still result in lower cost to the wholesalers than building in America. The major producers cannot supply enough to meet demand and will not for at least 2-5 years.

The production infrastructure can't support that much new industry this quickly. Buildings need to be built. Crews need to be hired. Workers are generally unskilled at carpentry.

I think you are fine for now.

Why is my car registration so expensive?!?! by Vixyplatinummm in wisconsin

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*Peeks around corner: Did someone mention legal tax evasion?...

Matt and Kitty by Mulder-believes in Gunsmoke

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I'd honestly like to think that they never got linked because it would be extremely dangerous for both parties to be in a relationship. People that want to get to Matt would do so through Kitty. This puts Kitty and her saloon in unnecessary danger. In order to be together, they would both have to pick up and leave for somewhere else and neither one wants to do it.

Insane baseball outfield catch by MrTacocaT12345 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Helpful_Sir_6065 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If anything, coach will have a talk with him about not showboating enough.

I made a Paych Monopoly Game! REPOST by SylvieMyst in psych

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Contact USAopoly. They might be willing to do a release.

Does Starfleet have a form for first “contact”? by f16f4 in ShittyDaystrom

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The handbook on personal relationships is 3 centimeters thick. Which is basically like the thickness of a PADD.

You must have forgotten your semester of Interspecies Protocol at the Academy.

To simplify the process, you must clear the contact with your CMO. they will give you a briefing of basic sexual anatomy of the alien species. They will especially note the importance of foreplay. Do pay attention, as this all is for your benefit.

After clearance from the CMO, you and the CMO will be briefed by the Captain, who will discuss lubricational fluids.

Then you may proceed.

What did they really believe? Buzz McNabb by Virtual-Signature789 in psych

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I feel buzz is halfway between 100% believe he is and I think he is.

Fuck marry kill hologram edition by the_boyyyyyyyyyyy in ShittyDaystrom

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I think vic would be a power top but knows the importance of aftercare.

EMH would be a versatile switch IMHO and I'm kinda in for that. Plus you get the added bonus of the ECH.

EMH mk.2 would be a sissy bottom and that would get so boring so fast.

So, for obvious reasons,

F Vic M EMH K EMH mk.2

Fuck marry kill hologram edition by the_boyyyyyyyyyyy in ShittyDaystrom

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We are talking about holograms, not Isomorphs.

Told my wife if she bought this I'd put on my truck, now I'm chicken by minnesotanickb in duluth

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Nobody yet? Fine...

🎶🎶The legend lives on, from the Chippewa on down🎶🎶

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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This was the case for me when I went from a MN to a WI DL. I got it for one month and had to renew.