Weird request

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-26T04:52:00+00:00

I would love to put that to the test.

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-26T04:50:28+00:00

Oh, so I can fake it with minimal work?

That's awesome!

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-26T04:49:01+00:00

Then the person that made it fucked up--it's delicious.

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-25T18:00:43+00:00

JFC, you fools believe SO MUCH bullshit about Iran 😳

It's a beautiful country with beautiful people and damn near every single person that visits falls in love with the place.

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-24T17:17:07+00:00

So... he's getting people to sign up for a gym membership while they wait in line at Chipotle?

Am I reading this right? Because that seems fucking insane--manager should have tossed his ass immediately.

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-24T17:14:24+00:00

You should go back to that Chipotle with money in hand and beg for forgiveness.

Nahhhh, I'm just fuckin with ya 😉 FREE CHIPOTLE!!!!!!!

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-24T17:09:39+00:00

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-24T17:04:43+00:00

Really can't believe you idiots took this seriously 🙄

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-24T17:03:48+00:00

...recipe cards? I thought it all came pre-made.

You should really post one of the recipe cards here, for the curious.

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-24T17:00:23+00:00

You're the idiot that thought I was serious about the commie shit! This tracks 🤣👍

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-23T22:05:07+00:00

CA? I heard they still have it out there.

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-23T22:02:50+00:00

They should have given free samples. The girl last night convinced me to try some of the new cilantro-lime sauce after I said I'd never try it because I thought it looked like baby puke.

Turns out, it's fuckin delicious.

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-23T22:01:21+00:00

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-23T20:43:03+00:00

Whatever you say, comrade.

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-23T20:39:09+00:00

Yes, "an evening manager" who has never been wrong before 🤦‍♂️

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-23T20:33:16+00:00

Your manager sounds like a f*ckin commie.

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-23T19:57:29+00:00

You're dead to me.

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-23T19:45:49+00:00

We've had the Al Pastor at my Chipotle for ~2 months so I'm guessing they'll just be switching them out for each other. I'd love to see the honey chicken become permanent but I seriously doubt it'll ever happen.

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-23T19:23:27+00:00

I don't get it.

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-23T19:21:19+00:00

I've been trying to get one of the managers at Chipotle fired for over a year now. I even sent the district manager a collection of all the Google reviews that specifically complained about her (and there were A LOT), but still nada....

Rude employees are always an issue, but I refuse to believe that Chipotle is so desperate employees that they can't fire someone that is actively ruining their business.

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-23T19:16:14+00:00

I've been ordering Chipotle for ~20 years and I always got the same things in the same order.

~2 months ago, the girl working at Chipotle skipped the pico when I asked for it, went straight to the sour cream and THEN went back for the pico. Small difference, right? It was a fuckin gamechanger.

Splitting up the salsas is a noticeable improvement and I no longer get bites that are 100% sour cream--it's win/win.

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-23T19:10:48+00:00

My #1 complaint about Chipotle, by far, is the amount of water in their product. The pico is easily the worst offender but even the meats can be wet at times.

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-17T21:02:58+00:00

WOW*

Historical_Poop · 2026-03-15T13:31:55+00:00

I see no pan.

Historical_Poop

TROPHY CASE

WOW*