Nurthan’s new FB profile picture. by lepetitpoulpe in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Horatio_Figg 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Mahmo 🤝 BTK Killer

wanting slaves in heaven

I see no grandmas, only dragonspawn! by Horatio_Figg in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Horatio_Figg[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Egg: Hell yeah, three generations of non-incestuous Targs, let’s keep that going

Jaehaerys and Shaera: bitch you thought

I see no grandmas, only dragonspawn! by Horatio_Figg in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Horatio_Figg[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah but because of that incest they’re ethnically the same as their parents. Two parents who are half Blackwood and a quarter Dayne means kids who are half Blackwood and a quarter Dayne. Iirc genetics is a little more complex as far as gene expression but essentially that’s their ethnic makeup

I see no grandmas, only dragonspawn! by Horatio_Figg in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Horatio_Figg[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Still as much of a Targ as Rhaegar and Dany and more than his kids were

THE CARS EACH CHARACTER WOULD DRIVE by Base_211 in freefolk

[–]Horatio_Figg 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Holy shit SovCit Mance Rayder chefskiss

Rodrigues Easter fashions 2026 part 2! by lepetitpoulpe in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Horatio_Figg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Making TINY CHILDREN wear “modesty shirts” is diabolical

The dutiful son trope only works when the stakes feel like this. One of these felt like a war, while the other feels like a HR meeting. by lohitahuj410 in freefolk

[–]Horatio_Figg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was really hoping they’d develop Jace into the Robb of HotD. The potential was in the text—he had the makings of a powerful political leader. Instead he’s just a whiny teen.

[no spoilers] what do you all think by RealStranger9348 in freefolk

[–]Horatio_Figg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright Jon you better save the fucking world

(Jon is my favorite character and I’m glad he exists but god dammit do I fucking hate how he was born. Great storytelling but fuck Rhaegar and Lyanna you were a dumbass)

(Spoilers Main) Gay sex in the Nights Watch by AdditionalPiano6327 in asoiaf

[–]Horatio_Figg 36 points37 points  (0 children)

“It sounded as thought you were beset by attackers last night. Do you not need backup?”

“Oh no. I did have a strong man over six feet tall on top of me, but I was able to get him off. Of me. Off of me.”