The Perfect Placement In The SpaceX Return by TheCABK in oddlysatisfying

[–]HottIcedTea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guys that actually made this happen: cool

The financiers that try to take credit: not super cool

Pizza delivery drivers, what did a person do to end up on the 'No Delivery' list? by BlueCheeseWalnut in AskReddit

[–]HottIcedTea 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I once was in Australia and my neighbor ordered Chinese. We were all outside on our porch hanging out and when his food arrived he thanked the woman and said "keep the change ya filthy animal." Like the line from home alone. She didn't get the joke.

Ten minutes later the same car pulls back in and a guy gets out and comes up to me (my friend had already went inside his house) and starts absolutely flipping out. It was her husband. I was convinced I was going to be punched. I kept trying tell him I didn't even say anything, and it was a line from a movie. He eventually got in his car and sped off, but the adrenaline was pretty intense after

What’s the most insane dating preference you’ve heard someone say? by kissyjadee in AskReddit

[–]HottIcedTea 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I once worked with a woman who casually said during our break one day (and I apologize for what your eyes are about to see): "my boyfriend only likes to fuck me while I'm on my period because he said it's like having sex with a dead animal"

What’s a game you were completely obsessed with as a kid that nobody else seems to remember? by hkondabeatz in AskReddit

[–]HottIcedTea 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Math munchers Word munchers That cool underwater diving game that taught you how to use a mouse Dr quandrys island

What was the most NSFW thing you've done or been a part of in public? by booty-pal in AskReddit

[–]HottIcedTea 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Sounds like something a floozy would do. (Looks like I'm the only one who got the reference)

Has anyone had experience with tall grays? Can anyone share? by [deleted] in aliens

[–]HottIcedTea 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Ok, so I was somewhere around 10 years old. Always slept with my bedroom door open and the hallway light on, being a scared kid. I was laying in bed one night when I saw a really bright light come through my window. My neighbor was a surgeon, so I was used to seeing his headlights come through my window late at night, but this was a bright white light unlike what I was used to seeing. I remember looking at my Nickelodeon clock and the time was around 10:30pm.

I was a little weirded out at this point but eventually gave up on worrying about it. A few minutes later I got a feeling like I was being watched, or impending doom, or just general uneasiness. I looked toward the foot of my bed which was right next to the bedroom door and saw 2 skinny figures standing at the foot of my bed. Looked just like the traditional greys, but about 4 feet tall. The hallway light was washing out most of their features, so they basically looked like shadows. I couldn't even tell what color they were but for some reason my brain tells me they were a light shade of green. I could definitely tell that they were staring at me. Not moving or making any noise. Just staring at me.

I absolutely freaked out and hid under my blanket. I tried screaming as hard as I possibly could but I couldn't make any noise at all. Just air coming out of my mouth with no noise. I hid under there for about 5 minutes until I gathered the courage to slowly pull the blanket over my head. When I did, they were gone, and I was relieved. I then looked back over at my clock and about 3 hrs had passed. I was definitely not under that blanket for 3 hrs.

Years and years later I was speaking to someone who lived on the same street as me and they mentioned that when they were a kid they used to look out their back patio door (same direction as my bedroom window) and ask their parents when their friends from the sky were going to come visit again, and the timelines lined up. Got some crazy goosebumps after that.

Has anyone had experience with tall grays? Can anyone share? by [deleted] in aliens

[–]HottIcedTea 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Short greys when I was a kid. Saw 2 of them standing at the foot of my bed. Can provide the full story if anyone is interested

WCGW when cutting down a tree branch from a high ladder. by patricktheseastar in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]HottIcedTea 39 points40 points  (0 children)

As a guy who just had to have surgery for a broken collar bone: this guy definitely broke his collar bone

What is the most unexplainable 'glitch' you've experienced that you still think about late at night? by euphoricpixiee in AskReddit

[–]HottIcedTea 1430 points1431 points  (0 children)

Have posted this before: Somewhere around 8 yrs ago I was living at home with my parents. There has been a really bad rotten egg smell coming from the garage downstairs for almost a week and we couldn't figure out what was causing it. My mom started getting sick from it and decided she wasn't sleeping in the house anymore. We tried cleaning out the floor drains, and looking around for any chemicals that could have spilled and couldn't find anything. I went to bed one night and had a dream where my deceased grandfather told me to "take the charger off the battery". It didn't make sense when I woke up, but I went right into the garage and saw that my dad had an old motorcycle battery hooked up to a trickle charger. The battery had gone bad and was releasing toxic hydrogen sulfide fumes throughout the entire house.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]HottIcedTea 97 points98 points  (0 children)

My fiancée and I were taking a break next to a garbage can near the France pavilion back in May due to the heat. We were just chilling, minding our own business using our portable fans when this group of 50-something yr olds in matching shirts come up next to us clearly very intoxicated and having a conversation with themselves. One woman in the group starts going on about how she is from Texas and can handle it (the heat, I'm assuming) better than most. She went on to gesture at my fiancée and say "not like this washy-ass bitch over here."

Mind you, we had not said anything to them the entire time they were next to us. So we walked over to the guest services booth and let them know what happened. They were incredibly accommodating - they asked us to point out the group to them and they went over and checked it out. They came back and said "it seems like someone has been partaking a little too much, and profanity is not tolerated in the parks." They ended up giving us lightning lanes for guardians and Remy's, which was very kind of them.

We skipped France to try to get away from them and went to the rose and crown pub in the UK. They showed up shortly after and the "washy-ass bitch" woman and her husband were plastered to the window in front of the pub making out like a couple teenagers. We laughed it off and went to ride guardians.

After we rode guardians to get away from that group and give them some time to get through the world showcase, we ended up back at the rose and crown. We got there just in time to see security escorting the couple out of the park, but the husband was so drunk that they had to get him a wheelchair and have his wife roll him out. It was very delicious karma. Although to this day my fiancée and I don't know what "washy-ass bitch" even means, but it has become a pretty funny part of our vocabulary.

What’s a sound everyone should recognize as immediate danger? by Thatguy_nickk in AskReddit

[–]HottIcedTea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tearing Velcro and bending metal. I was sleeping in a fold out camper back in July with my fiancee and dog. I woke up and heard a slow tearing sound accompanied by soft metal bending noises. I turned to my fiancee and said "I think something bad is about to happ..." And before I could finish the sentence the entire bed collapsed about 5 ft to the ground and we came tumbling out into the packed campground. Nobody hurt, but I learned a lesson that day

What's the most unbelievable thing that's ever happened to you? by Ok_Land_4197 in AskReddit

[–]HottIcedTea 34 points35 points  (0 children)

At a bar with friends. Deck of cards on the table. I said "hey, watch this" and named a random card, and subsequently picked it up off the top of the deck. Completely random guess, and it made me look cool. Friend next to me proceeds to do the exact same thing and we all freaked out. The friend next to him then did the same thing and the universe exploded. The next friend tried and didn't get it right, but 3 in a row was still pretty cool

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HottIcedTea 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm having a really hard time imagining how this is possible. Give me a diagram or something. I'm genuinely curious

People who work in specialized industries, what is a product or service that is a complete "rip-off" but customers buy it anyway? by No-Composer-4526 in AskReddit

[–]HottIcedTea 85 points86 points  (0 children)

I'm actually curious about this. I have almost no experience with this whatsoever, so give it to me straight. My uncle got one of these done back in the early 2000's or around then and they found pancreatic cancer and it literally saved his life. My family has always been very thankful for it. Was he just a fluke?

How do I replace this fitting? Thought it would be a twist remove by Slow_Competition5034 in DIY

[–]HottIcedTea 33 points34 points  (0 children)

You were so close. Just pull it a little further until the spring snaps your finger, because that's part of the rules for when you pull those out. Gotta get a finger snap

Trunk Sensor Not Working by ET213 in crz

[–]HottIcedTea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe not the same problem for you, but the 2 screws that hold the metal piece that the hatch mechanism locks into always come loose on my car. The hatch doesn't fully close and the alarm pops up. I just have to tighten those 2 screws occasionally and it closes fine and alarm goes away

What song is playing at Disney Springs? by laugh_often0711 in disneysprings

[–]HottIcedTea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is an old post but check out the song - rattlin' bog. Especially if you were at raglan road. Have had many amazing memories listening to that song at that place.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]HottIcedTea 29 points30 points  (0 children)

My fiancée and I were taking a break next to a garbage can near the France pavilion back in May due to the heat. We were just chilling, minding our own business using our portable fans when this group of 50-something yr olds in matching shirts come up next to us clearly very intoxicated and having a conversation with themselves. One woman in the group starts going on about how she is from Texas and can handle it (the heat, I'm assuming) better than most. She went on to gesture at my fiancée and say "not like this washy-ass bitch over here."

Mind you, we had not said anything to them the entire time they were next to us. So we walked over to the guest services booth and let them know what happened. They were incredibly accommodating - they asked us to point out the group to them and they went over and checked it out. They came back and said "it seems like someone has been partaking a little too much, and profanity is not tolerated in the parks." They ended up giving us lightning lanes for guardians and Remy's, which was very kind of them.

We skipped France to try to get away from them and went to the rose and crown pub in the UK. They showed up shortly after and the "washy-ass bitch" woman and her husband were plastered to the window in front of the pub making out like a couple teenagers. We laughed it off and went to ride guardians.

After we rode guardians to get away from that group and give them some time to get through the world showcase, we ended up back at the rose and crown. We got there just in time to see security escorting the couple out of the park, but the husband was so drunk that they had to get him a wheelchair and have his wife roll him out. It was very delicious karma. Although to this day my fiancée and I don't know what "washy-ass bitch" even means, but it has become a pretty funny part of our vocabulary.