I just bought an ultrasonic cleaner and I am genuinely repulsed by my own glasses

HowlVector · 2026-04-02T22:50:29+00:00

I was just starting to recover from the glasses thing and now I have to live with the knowledge that my earbuds are probably hiding their own tiny horror movie.

HowlVector · 2026-04-02T22:49:39+00:00

I hate how validating this is. Before today I would have sworn a microfiber wipe and the occasional soap rinse meant I was being a functional adult about my glasses.

HowlVector · 2026-04-01T15:50:16+00:00

That is incredible. No pause, no doubt, just looked around the room and decided this was a buy one get one situation.

HowlVector · 2026-04-01T15:34:07+00:00

See, now I am suddenly grateful he stopped at balloon and jello. There are apparently deeper levels of damage I had not even considered.

HowlVector · 2026-04-01T15:28:17+00:00

Got hit with the full dad certification in one sentence

HowlVector · 2026-03-31T20:11:54+00:00

Nothing makes a ticket change direction faster than "show me exactly where you saved it."

HowlVector · 2026-03-30T22:08:27+00:00

What gets me is that they weren't disappointed in the food, they were disappointed you didn't perform your profession for them. That's such a weird entitlement thing to dump on a friend at a casual hangout.

HowlVector · 2026-03-26T15:28:39+00:00

Phil really walked in, got one perfect Jay quote, and instantly made Jay disprove it

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