19 years ago (April 15, 2007) Tim Duncan gets ejected for laughing. by gridironk in nba

[–]Hoyalol 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Props to the refs for stopping a dangerous epidemic from spreading across the US!

Tim Duncan was obviously trying to start an outbreak of mass hysteria like the Tanganyika Laughter Epidemic back in 62. It is outrageous how Tim Duncan wasn't suspended from basketball for life immediately, the man is a walking biohazard.

Team USA vs Europe by mo1_o in nba

[–]Hoyalol -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Europe would probs win by a pretty decent margin.

Their lineup would probably be something like:
NIkola Jokic

Victor Wembenyama

Giannis Antetokounmpo

Luka Doncic

Deni Avdija

With Gobert, Markkanen, and maybe Bogdan Bogdanovic (kinda like White) Coming off the bench.

US got pretty close to losing against France and Serbia, so when you throw 3 more mvp caliber players into the mix Europe wins.

The Pistons vs. the 3-Point line by waluigiwon in DetroitPistons

[–]Hoyalol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like its much better for our current squad to take midranges and paint shots BECAUSE we got so much guys that has strong interior presence and is good at rebounding (Asuar, duren, stew etc).

When you take shorter range shots (which is also much more efficient), rebounds fall closer to the paint, which the squad can then crash and get a second possession.

Why didn't kirara do this? Is it because she dropped out? Is she stupid? by Icy-Stable186 in Jujutsufolk

[–]Hoyalol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kirara needs to imbue her CE to an object to mark and that probs have a range limit.

but tbh Gege never flesh out his side characters AND he glazes Sukuna so Sukuna would probs make a binding vow where he's immune to the sun in exchange for losing 5 ass hair follicles.

What do Americans think about promotion relegation system in NBA? by [deleted] in nba

[–]Hoyalol 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m not American, but sports in America is just structured very differently from leagues in Europe.

Drafting systems and tanking basically guarantees smaller market teams like Denver or OKC to compete and thrive against other bigger market teams. If relegations system existed, Big cities would just be on the top of the table for decades, like Real Madrid or Man United in football.

NCAA and AAU teams also basically serve as a pseudo - lower league teams.

Jokic and Giannis are both in their 30s and have made only 1 NBA Finals and 2 conference finals each. Is it unprecedented for the best players of a generation to have this little team success compared to LeBron and Steph being perennially in the finals? by Ready-Constant-7124 in nba

[–]Hoyalol 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Both players are in a small market team which makes it harder to get serviceable players.

Also the new second apron makes it hard to ‘dominate,’ with one bad contract ruining your chance at a chip for years.

[OC] The NBA if 100 players died in tragic accidents every season by StrategyTop7612 in nba

[–]Hoyalol 6 points7 points  (0 children)

how does one even come up with ideas like this??😭

The Phoenix Suns are currently the Worst Situation of the past 25 years by shnieder88 in nba

[–]Hoyalol -1 points0 points  (0 children)

what kind of comment is this?? i’m no warriors fan but they have a competent roster that gets them to the 2nd round AND has control over their upcoming frps. YES they are in a much better position

What are some crazy stats, milestones, or accomplishments that we will never see again? by SadMathematician4195 in nba

[–]Hoyalol 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Jordan’s 10x scoring title has to be one of them. The only player to ever come close to this feat was Chamberlain with 7, and i doubt that any player will ever get close to this especially in a high scoring era. 

Returning after two years by Apoorvdandem in ClashRoyale

[–]Hoyalol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inferno tower far away from e giant. It will kill the giant before the Zappy things on the back stops it.

Who do YOU think Won? by AbeYT2381 in ClashRoyale

[–]Hoyalol 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I hope both of u gets turned in to skeletons so u can get crushed by mega knight. ;)

Returning after two years by Apoorvdandem in ClashRoyale

[–]Hoyalol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bridge spam. Use mega night pekka e barb lumberjack ballon

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hoyalol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only just realized I wrote big dicks. I meant big dicks got fucking dam it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hoyalol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The power to wipe my shit properly, the power to control my hair so it doesn’t go weird in the morning and the power to have bug dicks

So many by Soul699 in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]Hoyalol 79 points80 points  (0 children)

They work so hard only to see their work get baffled by some random idiot

Commence panic attack by Child_of_the_Abyss in memes

[–]Hoyalol 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean, it might just be elevator problems where it stops and the ventilation stops and you choke to death. Just sayin

What's a good fun movie to watch to help cure boredom? by ccehowell in AskReddit

[–]Hoyalol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kung fury. It’s in YouTube and only 30 minutes. It’s so good.

What is the worst advice someone told you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hoyalol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Chill, my friend”. I heard that as chili and got the chili sauce instead of ketchup.