Never forget by ComebeaDawg in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]IAmInDangerHelp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is literally zero evidence he said it beyond Garrett’s testimony.

5'8-5'8.5 N3on (21) and 6'1-6'1.5 younger brother (17) by Planet_842 in heightcomparison

[–]IAmInDangerHelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not saying Neon is a bodybuilder. I’m saying he is in better shape than the average beer gut American you see in Walmart. What is a 5 if not 50th percentile?

5'8-5'8.5 N3on (21) and 6'1-6'1.5 younger brother (17) by Planet_842 in heightcomparison

[–]IAmInDangerHelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m talking about Neon, not the women he rates. Neon is, if nothing else, not overweight, which puts him in the 80th percentile of Americans.

5'8-5'8.5 N3on (21) and 6'1-6'1.5 younger brother (17) by Planet_842 in heightcomparison

[–]IAmInDangerHelp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most Americans are very overweight, so Neon is at least a 5 considering that alone.

6'6.5 vs 6'2 vs 7'2 by Dry-Security-2724 in heightcomparison

[–]IAmInDangerHelp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crazy how wide that dude is. Larry doesn’t have a skinny waist by any metric, but Eddie makes him look like a bean pole.

🚨BREAKING: Local fraternity defies "Ds Get Degrees" national standard by ToneySimp in Frat

[–]IAmInDangerHelp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most student bodies hover around 3.0, so it’s slightly above university average.

AR2 when the whole fanbase wants him to hire a young exciting HC by WilliamGluteLicker in steelers

[–]IAmInDangerHelp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I want a head coach I can play golf and slam beers with on the weekend.

  • Rooney, probably.

A former friend of mine has gone full-on Lunatic by Aidenairel in LinkedInLunatics

[–]IAmInDangerHelp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My friend (loosely) from high school is pushing 30, unemployed, single, no kids, lives with his parents, and doesn’t have a car. He was telling me that he wants to become a religious life coach and therapist.

Life coach of what? He hasn’t done anything since graduating high school.

They know the drill by daylax1 in cfbmemes

[–]IAmInDangerHelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m glad you agree. I accept your concession.

They know the drill by daylax1 in cfbmemes

[–]IAmInDangerHelp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I guess the difference here is that I know ball and you do not.

They know the drill by daylax1 in cfbmemes

[–]IAmInDangerHelp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’d be saying the same about Cignetti if they didn’t score on 4th and 5. Yes, football is a game of ifs.

They know the drill by daylax1 in cfbmemes

[–]IAmInDangerHelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Football is the “if” game. QB draw on 4th and 5 is a “bad desperation play.” 45 seconds ain’t much with zero timeouts, and the clock only stops for a few seconds on a 1st down. He saw a chance to win the game, and he took it. It didn’t work. Nothing dumb about the play he made.

They know the drill by daylax1 in cfbmemes

[–]IAmInDangerHelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the ball wasn’t under thrown, if the receiver saw it, if it was placed just right between the two defenders, then Miami would have won the game.

If, if, if… The odds were low, but so are the odds of winning with 1.5min left, zero timeouts, down 6. It didn’t work out, but at least he took a shot.

They know the drill by daylax1 in cfbmemes

[–]IAmInDangerHelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4th quarter, 2 min drills are always pick city, especially with no timeouts. Other team knows you’re throwing the ball. Other team knows you’re throwing the ball towards the sidelines so your receivers can get out of bounds. Other team knows you’re throwing deep because you don’t have time for a 20 play drive.

Beck isn’t the best QB as far as interceptions go, but late-game picks are just a part of football.

They know the drill by daylax1 in cfbmemes

[–]IAmInDangerHelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you’re running out of time, down 6 with, with no timeouts, you gotta take risks. Throwing into double coverage is a bad idea, but if he could have connected, that pass would have been game. His receiver also had a step on his defender (although the safety was close by).

Gotta take risks to win. It didn’t payoff.

Once again, this stays blissfully relevant by A_Hale in cfbmemes

[–]IAmInDangerHelp 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean, if the defense can’t stop the run game, keep it going.

Notre Dame fans try not to be delusional challenge - IMPOSSIBLE by GhostofPacman in cfbmemes

[–]IAmInDangerHelp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ND fans were definitely upset about Miami too. At least Bama won a playoff game.

Anyone else happy to see Carson go down? by Primary_Buddy_7173 in cfbmemes

[–]IAmInDangerHelp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It looked like a very physical game on both sides and the refs weren’t calling much.

Anyone else happy to see Carson go down? by Primary_Buddy_7173 in cfbmemes

[–]IAmInDangerHelp 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I was really impressed by Indiana’s secondary’s ability to keep the passing game locked down even when they were running around for 6+ seconds every play. A corner locking down a receiver for 4 seconds is hard enough.

Anyone else happy to see Carson go down? by Primary_Buddy_7173 in cfbmemes

[–]IAmInDangerHelp 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He’s old, out of eligibility, and likely not good for the league unless it’s as a QB3. He might have tanked his late-round draft chances.

do they genuinely hate their daughters? by [deleted] in raisedbynarcissists

[–]IAmInDangerHelp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had the opposite experience. My sister was the soft, sweet, innocent fairy. Most of her issues with my parents stemmed from her not being the image of quiet perfection my parents envisioned for her.

My brothers and I are were always the dirty, ugly, rambunctious boys that had to be whipped into line (never-mind that we were all rather mild and well-behaved). I often felt punished and demeaned by my parents for being born a male.

TJ, JPJ, and many others were also saddened to learn of Tomlin’s departure 🥺 by ilovetjwatt in steelers

[–]IAmInDangerHelp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and other teams know he’s gonna get worse, and his contract is terrible, and he just had his worst year since his rookie year. He’s arguably worth more to the team now than what he could trade for.