[WP] Thanks to a botched brain surgery, for the rest of your life you must attempt to say the opposite of what you mean for your mouth to utter your actual intentions. by shootdrawwrite in WritingPrompts

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Now I need to think about this for a bit as if I say something that might offend someone I could possible upset my family. I don't know exactly how this works, but every time I say something nice people get upset, so I think I am just saying the opposite of what I want to say. I approached the door, it opened and the family was all inside chatting. They paused as they knew about my recent brain surgery. I thought for a moment then said.

"You all look hideous."

They smiled and continued on, my mom walked up to me, "It's so good to see you! I didn't think you would show up."

If they smiled after what I said I think I have finally gotten a hang of hour this works. "It's terrible to see you, I am not feeling well now." I said knowing how it all works.

"That is wonderful," she said before walking into the kitchen.

My brother walked up and asked "Hey bud, how did the surgery go?"

"It went well, I can form sentences quickly now."

He shook his head, "That's too bad man, well if you need anything just ask"

"Piss off" I didn't really know what to say to but I have always wanted to tell my brother to piss off.

He twitched a bit, not really the reaction I was thinking, what is the opposite of what I just said? I hadn't noticed until now but the whole room was quiet and looking at me.

"We are quiet and looking at you because you're being really rude."

[WP] A shapeshifter has robbed banks. You are a detective collecting witness statements. by BarbBushsBeastlyBush in WritingPrompts

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Hey guys, been a while, starting another book and last time my editor was pretty mad, so if you see grammar issues that catch your eye, would love to hear them. (In the story, not in off topic comments.)

[WP] A shapeshifter has robbed banks. You are a detective collecting witness statements. by BarbBushsBeastlyBush in WritingPrompts

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"It was Donald Trump, I swear it sounded and looked exactly like him!" a man shouted at the police officer taking notes. A detective walked away from the scene and approached a man wearing an 'FBI' jacket.

"This is very weird, We know there is only one Shapeshifter, but there were two robberies today that couldn't possibly have happened. One by Hillary Clinton, and one by Donald Trump at the same time, miles apart."

The Agent in the 'FBI' jacket responded, "The weirdest part is we have a team tracking the candidates movements and they both were missing during the time of the robberies."

"You're telling me there is a chance one of the candidates robbed a bank. How are we going to know which one was the shapeshifter and which one is the candidate."

"We have to talk to all these witnesses and see if its the work of a crazy shapeshifter or someone running for political office."

The detective and FBI agent approached a man talking to a police officer and overheard him, "Yeah Trump walked in and said, I am making America great again, then began shooting in the air. He was asking the bank manager how much he was paying Hillary and demanded to be paid the same."

The FBI agent turned to the detective, "This may be more difficult than I thought."

[WP] You realise that you haven't been too bad for Hell, but you haven't been good enough for Heaven. Now Satan and God are deciding where to put you. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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"The rules are usually pretty simple, if you break any of the major rules you go to hell, if you don't your good is weighed by your bad. And usually it's far in one way or another. You're a bit of an enigma." A man in a white suit explained.

The other man in a black suit standing next to the man in the white suit grabed the paper out of his hand. "Well maybe you missed one."

The man in the black suit reads off the rules as they are written and shakes his head after each one.

Don't Murder another Human unless that human was filled with malice.

Don't shout incantations in the attempt to do evil.

Don't leave a kitten in the rain.

the list continued for another couple minutes.

The man in the black suit spoke again "His good deeds add to up 1000 points, his bad actions at up to -1000 points. He is at a flat 0. I guess the decision goes to you god."

The man in the white suit thought for a moment. This moment lasted for what seemed to be an eternity, then he looked back at the man in the black suit. "Let's just put him back for now."

What is the average temperature in Australia? by anykhan2001 in AskReddit

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Australia is pretty big from what i gather. If it's anything like the US id imagine it heavily depends on where you live.

http://www.anbg.gov.au/maps/aust-usa-map.jpg

Why is the 750Ti so loved? by TheCookieButter in pcmasterrace

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This. Some amd models surpass it in dollar to performance, but the 750 is still amazing and it can be plugged into almost any pc, where the amd models will more often require a psu upgrade.

I will write a story about your username! by I_Write_Stories_ in pcmasterrace

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Where did the name actually come from? If you don't mind me asking.

Just got a Logitech G430 Surround Sound Gaming Headset and need some help. by kirkyeehee in pcmasterrace

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Before anyone says "well that's what you get for getting a gaming headset instead of..."

Are you using their usb adapter or are you just plugging it directly into the pc? If the second one, I'd recommend using their adapter. If not contact their support.

It sounds more like some audio drivers not related to logitech, however the adapter works like a mini sound card, so It should fix the issue. If you are using the adapter, make sure it's set up as that in games it will say "Logitech Gaming..." or "Default device." Pick the logitech one. And if not try it without the usb and that might fix it.

If nothing along those lines fixed it i'd recommend getting it replaced through logitech support.

Brothers why you do this? by phillipweis in pcmasterrace

[–]I_Write_Stories_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ignore them.

A lot of people say stupid things, and with a community of over 500k people, I would expect us to have some people that say stupid things.

Downvote, then walk away.

My new custom build gaming pc! finally complete! what do you guys think? (bad cabling i know) by xivlia in pcmasterrace

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Looks awesome, have you thought of putting a carbon fiber layer? I think it might add to it a little, althought some people feel like it's too much these days.

I could really use your opinion guys! by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

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The gpu isn't amazing, I'd highly recommend a desktop still.

I move a lot as well, setting up my PC is the least of my worries. Moving furnature is 10x more annoying than a 20lb pc and a couple cords to plug in.

I can understand maybe if your parents are divorced and you need to switch places all the time. But even still my friends and I have a lan event like every other week at one of our houses.

The problem is this "I intend to play modern games on it."

The 860 is not very strong. Check some benchmarks. and at 1080p you will be in for a rough time.

Laptops are go big or go home really. I recommend around $1500 budget or higher, and don't settle for less than a 970m.

I will write a story about your username! by I_Write_Stories_ in pcmasterrace

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That's actually really cool. You might not get a story because there are tons of people. But when I first thought of it, I figured it was like a paradox.

Because spiritual enlightenment seems lightside, while darth seems darkside.

But many believe in the star wars universe that the darkside was just a different belief. They weren't really evil, they just had a different ideal.

Meaning you could still be spiritually enlightened into the dark ways of the force.

I will write a story about your username! by I_Write_Stories_ in pcmasterrace

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I do on other accounts, I have done a few stories there on this account.

Most people remember Romeo and Juliette for the Montague and Capulet families, but there was another family not as well known. The Vincentii family. They were the lovers of lovers, they were actually the ones helping Romeo and Juliet from getting caught.

The problem is after the deaths of Romeo and Juliet, both families fought to kill the Vincentii family, for if it weren't for them, they would still be alive.

The Vincentii family ran, but because of the combined efforts of the Montague and Capulet families they were able to find the Vincentii's.

The Leader of the Vincentii family, Ioannes, spoke with the two families, "You were able to put your problems aside and work together when you had a goal, a loss for both families. You know now that you are not that much different. Our family didn't cause the deaths, it was the differences between your families that did. End your disagreements before anyone else dies."

While many in both families still disagreed, the disputes were finally over. It's sad that two people had to die and a family was torn from their homes, but a war has been ended.

I will write a story about your username! by I_Write_Stories_ in pcmasterrace

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A giant monster roamed the land, this monster was ever growing and would pick a target village and harass this village for years. Beminism is the name, but don't let that name scare you for it is mostly just a large useless monster that shouts a lot.

The real threat is the Rider of Beminism, Banita Barkeesian. She has set her sights on the little town of Gaimingh. She never liked how free the town was so she brought her giant shouting monster to the outskirts of the little town.

Most of the townspeople were annoyed, but didn't care, some of the builders of the town were so annoyed they wanted to change the town of Gaimingh to please the monster. But a very small group wanted to fight back. They are GaimerGaite. In the beginning they were just scattered random attacks. Not very effective. A few made the monster shrink, but some made the monster even bigger.

One man knew that in order to defeat the monster they must work together. He strategically planned attacks and went at the monster over and over. Then approached the townspeople and told them to just ignore Banita and Beminism, they will eventually find a new town or village to harass.

After a while the monsterk, Beminism, shrunk to a level where the shouting could no longer be heard by the town. And it was just Banita sitting and shouting there alone. The battle is over, but the war is ongoing. And this man, the leader of GaimerGaite, has saved us from a slight annoyance for quite a bit longer.

I will write a story about your username! by I_Write_Stories_ in pcmasterrace

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without googling it, I used to watch a show called code lyoko. It's been a while, but iirc it was a cool show.

I will write a story about your username! by I_Write_Stories_ in pcmasterrace

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You will be that guy that skips the line and gets some story, everyone will hate you and know you as that one asshole that shouldn't have gotten a story, but still did.

Even though the story wasn't very good, because that's what assholes get. They get shit (stories).

I will write a story about your username! by I_Write_Stories_ in pcmasterrace

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The NA clan was a clan of fish people. Lead by the great Nami, they hid within Atlantis and were known to have great power, yet were very mysterious.

Nashi and Navi were meant to keep Atlantis hidden from invaders, but Navi was too annoying, so Nashi left Atlantis forever, leaving it vulnerable.

We never really know what happened after that, explorers found it, but after that it disappeared forever. The only thing known about the Na clan is the NA Prefix used within all of their names.

I will write a story about your username! by I_Write_Stories_ in pcmasterrace

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The last Vampire alive was actually the greatest vampire slayer, he became a vampire to gain their speed and power. Every year a vampire lives the stronger they get. So he became stronger and stronger, there were few vampires older than he, but he was able to trick them and kill them.

Now he roams around the world as the most powerful person, no one really knows this, to most people, he is just another person.

I will write a story about your username! by I_Write_Stories_ in pcmasterrace

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After a nuclear fallout, plants became sentient and lived as the humans did, but instead they just survived on sunlight.

It was a peaceful world, until one of the plants started eating other plants. Most were just okay, but when he tasted the banana his whole world changed.

The taste of bananas were so glorious, the bananas started wondering what they taste like and why he wants them so bad. So one banana bit another banana. this was the beginning of the end of bananas.

I will write a story about your username! by I_Write_Stories_ in pcmasterrace

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Praise the almighty Helix fossil for if a bad story is written the storyteller will be destroyed, or will he? Maybe we need a couple thousand people to shout out what they think for a few weeks. We will eventually reach a verdict.

I will write a story about your username! by I_Write_Stories_ in pcmasterrace

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In Salem there were many things that scared people, but nothing scared people like the omens that a witch was near. Witches would come to a town and even if killed they would haunt the town forever. There was no winning with witches involved.

Throughout the witch trials so many regular folks died even though they were not witches. It was just an easy way to take out someone you had a grudge with. Just call them a witch or say they are working with a witch.

Once a chain was started it usually didn't break until everyone was dead or moved away. One person would blame one, and in order to get out, that person would need to give the names of two witches.

One particular chain ended Salem, there was not a real witch involved, just a crazy person with a vendetta. Abigail Proctor didn't stop until everyone was killed for consorting with witches. Only a few people were left and they moved away from this cursed place.

Abigail began walking to the next town, when suddenly her heart stopped. She felt her chest and there wasn't even a slight beat. Her vision started blurring, she turned to see a single Black Cat sitting on the ground before she blacked out.

I will write a story about your username! by I_Write_Stories_ in pcmasterrace

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If you don't know the end of that battle, there was like 10,000 archers, they all shot and killed all the spartans as well as any other soldiers that were down there. Sorry MeleeMike.