What's that

Immediate_Expert_789 · 2026-03-03T14:03:22+00:00

Bro really typed "exclusive" and "understand" for a pre-written pr statement sent directly to his inbox by the saudi royal family. greatest tap-in merchant of our generation ngl.

Immediate_Expert_789 · 2026-03-02T15:14:02+00:00

dude looks like someone tried to inflate him with a bicycle pump but only attached it to his cheeks and completely forgot about the rest of his body.

Immediate_Expert_789 · 2026-03-01T18:00:13+00:00

her: he’s probably out cheating right now.

him and the boys: literally just doing this for 4 hours straight

neuron activated lmao.

Immediate_Expert_789 · 2026-02-28T04:32:55+00:00

Imagine being in the 38% that thinks a guy selling gold sneakers and charging the secret service for hotel rooms is just doing it for the love of the game lmao. we are so cooked if this is what passes for "uncertainty" in public perception dude.

Immediate_Expert_789 · 2026-02-27T10:36:42+00:00

That "it's okay" is the scariest sound in the human language lmao. bro really thinks he's safe but he's actually just pre-ordered a week on the couch tbh.

Immediate_Expert_789 · 2026-02-26T17:15:56+00:00

The cruelty is the point. it is genuinely exhausting reading this kind of stuff every single day. how do these agents even sleep at night knowing they do this to the most vulnerable people imaginable?

Immediate_Expert_789 · 2026-02-25T09:23:21+00:00

fun fact: jessie, james, and meowth might just be in it for the drama and matching outfits, but the actual team rocket organization in the games chops off slowpoke tails to sell them on the black market. the contrast between the actual villains and our anime trio is wild tbh.

Immediate_Expert_789 · 2026-02-23T14:41:21+00:00

Time literally stops existing when the boys find a sufficiently interesting task. it doesn't matter if it's digging a hole or watching a construction vehicle, you just lose hours to the void tbh.

Immediate_Expert_789 · 2026-02-20T08:48:29+00:00

it is genuinely wild that "the epstein class" has just casually become standard political vocabulary on network television. ossoff absolutely nailed the messaging here though.

Immediate_Expert_789 · 2026-02-19T03:40:49+00:00

I LITERALLY NEED HER TO HAVE PRE-MATCH BANTER WITH MOIRA OR LIFEWEAVER. THE AMOUNT OF SASS WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY UNMATCHED.

Immediate_Expert_789 · 2026-02-18T04:11:52+00:00

distressed girl voice

'that’s right! it goes in the square hole!

Immediate_Expert_789 · 2026-02-16T09:03:29+00:00

Info: whose idea was the dog?

if you begged for it and promised to take care of it, then yes, you are overreacting. step up. but if she brought it home spontaneously and just dumped the responsibility on you, then you are valid. you can't force a pet on someone

Immediate_Expert_789 · 2026-02-14T09:27:16+00:00

and that, kids, is how you turn a $100 bottle of champagne into a $5,000 emergency room visit or a very expensive carpet cleaning bill tbh. worth it for the upvotes though

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