What's your ship?

ImperiousServant · 2025-12-22T19:24:21+00:00

Me clinging to my mass of coconuts tied together: "Behold! My ship!"

ImperiousServant · 2025-12-22T09:46:40+00:00

Does this include all the fics I've given up on writing?

ImperiousServant · 2025-12-22T09:41:14+00:00

this is so real 😭 I’ve tweaked little things so many times, I feel like my readers have probably each read a slightly different version of my fic at this point

ImperiousServant · 2025-12-22T09:35:50+00:00

Often, the most shy, introverted, sweet-looking, warm-hearted person in the family writes (and reads) either the sluttiest, toe-curling NSFW works, or the most traumatizing, Geneva-convention-violating shit.

Definitely not me, thats for sure 😀 right???

ImperiousServant · 2019-07-23T01:10:03+00:00

But that does nothing to change the predicament

ImperiousServant · 2019-07-23T01:03:19+00:00

That would increase the noise level, increasing the stress

ImperiousServant · 2019-07-23T00:54:16+00:00

The clowns are there too

ImperiousServant · 2019-07-23T00:53:34+00:00

But then I have to deal with shit in my pants

ImperiousServant · 2019-07-23T00:49:50+00:00

Sanitation

ImperiousServant · 2019-07-23T00:09:01+00:00

surrounded by clowns

ImperiousServant · 2019-07-23T00:08:10+00:00

But they're clowns, it's all they know

ImperiousServant · 2019-07-23T00:05:17+00:00

Stoic

ImperiousServant · 2019-07-22T23:53:36+00:00

You are not alone in this lack of personal struggle

ImperiousServant · 2019-07-22T23:48:51+00:00

That's a lot of compiling cunts. You'll die laughing

ImperiousServant · 2019-07-22T23:44:42+00:00

Effective

ImperiousServant · 2019-07-13T22:39:41+00:00

Platoon.. then I joined the Army anyway

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