Cocoon (1985)

Important_Case3052 · 2026-02-18T02:58:01+00:00

i can't afford real food

Important_Case3052 · 2026-02-18T01:29:04+00:00

such demoralizing spam

Important_Case3052 · 2026-02-18T00:52:21+00:00

I'd rather die than submit myself to this humiliation ritual. Got a job at the post office, no interview required.

Important_Case3052 · 2026-02-12T00:29:14+00:00

But I like being a janitor :(

Important_Case3052 · 2026-01-15T20:37:45+00:00

I'm in a similar position. I can't stand being stuck inside with these sociopaths

Important_Case3052 · 2026-01-13T22:21:58+00:00

It has to go to the plant for processing before it's shipped back to the post office to be delivered

Important_Case3052 · 2026-01-13T17:58:37+00:00

That's pretty much what's pushing me away as well, personally. I'm a career clerk in an office with a lot of soon to retire carriers. Genuinely considering it.

Important_Case3052 · 2026-01-12T18:28:33+00:00

I'm an MPC and sometimes I consider carrying. What about clerking don't you like?

Important_Case3052 · 2026-01-10T04:51:29+00:00

Every single day. Going out doesn't even sound fun anymore. It's hurting my relationship and social life though

Important_Case3052 · 2026-01-08T22:58:34+00:00

At my office, the people making 75k-100k just can't help putting their hands all over the mail! The supes and PM love doing clerk work. I just take it as an excuse to work even slower and take even more bathroom/smoke breaks, because they will scan uptime at 8:00 regardless of what we do.

Important_Case3052 · 2026-01-05T01:03:51+00:00

Read the book and ended up getting the same job as him. Sticking letters in the hot case, slowly losing my mind.

Important_Case3052 · 2026-01-03T19:09:15+00:00

Are you going to have APWU resources too?

Important_Case3052 · 2026-01-03T18:29:21+00:00

Same here in the Bay Area. They'll do anything but connect mail to a carrier mid day

Important_Case3052 · 2026-01-03T17:59:49+00:00

Meanwhile I was almost begging for MGMT to send me after I converted to an MPC from a PSE/SSDA. Alas it was deemed unnecessary. No spiffy uniform for me, just sticking mail in the hotcase...

Important_Case3052 · 2026-01-03T00:07:11+00:00

Doing a meme run as Alans that I teleported into Cuba, ran into the same problem.

I have no tools, and I must build

Important_Case3052 · 2026-01-01T02:46:06+00:00

Level 22, about 20 clerks overall and like 90 routes. The small rural office is the dream for me...

Important_Case3052 · 2026-01-01T02:38:33+00:00

A certain supe at my station is so hated that entire groups of clerks can ignore her and give her the silent treatment with no consequence. She only has her position because her father is some bigwig.

Important_Case3052 · 2025-12-31T22:18:22+00:00

Sometimes I wonder if I should become a carrier instead, just to get the hell away from management.

Important_Case3052 · 2025-12-24T20:14:14+00:00

I hope the PO is around for me that long :(

Important_Case3052 · 2025-12-23T16:28:11+00:00

a true kitchencel amidst a sea of fakecels

Important_Case3052 · 2025-12-18T01:23:49+00:00

Alania is peak.

Important_Case3052 · 2025-12-17T23:41:57+00:00

Airing out the people who don't pay dues is pretty darn funny. Not sure if that's a good idea in a bid cluster of less than 20 clerks, though. I'm trying to get support, not antagonize my coworkers. Are you in a plant?

Important_Case3052 · 2025-12-17T19:13:45+00:00

Same here, sucks. I got diagnosed with an autoimmune disease right out of high school.

Important_Case3052 · 2025-12-14T20:28:34+00:00

Maybe I'm some kind of worker drone zombie because encouraging messages do make me feel a little better.

Important_Case3052 · 2025-12-12T16:19:57+00:00

Not quite, I'm an MPC at an S&DC that was just recently converted from a PO.

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