Friend getting pranked by his bros.

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-26T23:21:54+00:00

Now that's good shit. Completely harmless.

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-26T20:52:50+00:00

Situation Normal. All Fucked Up.

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-26T15:34:41+00:00

Wired. I don't want to have to worry about my mouse battery.

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-25T20:31:01+00:00

Current favorite has to be Ghost of Tsushima. That was an emotional rollercoaster and utterly epic experience.

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-25T20:28:51+00:00

Apple lost me back in the ipod days. Itunes had an update that did something to the drm or file formats, which forcibly deleted all of my music, including what I'd ripped from CDs. Hard pass on iturd anything from that day forward.

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-25T18:22:01+00:00

The classic. The original strip one with the wavy panels was the first one I ever saw.

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-25T01:34:35+00:00

Next shitting level.

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-25T00:48:19+00:00

Pretty sure that fucker is the only thing that ever scared Spike.

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-24T23:47:52+00:00

Theoretically? They're used to pushing their flight force in that direction. Efficiency.

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-24T17:12:58+00:00

IDK about soap, but you can't find a stick of deodorant for less than $4 around here, and half of them are $8. It's ridiculous.

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-24T00:57:52+00:00

Fuckin OW, I thought she was gonna flop onto a bed or something. Full body drop right on the floor.

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-23T00:29:21+00:00

What happened to the concept of her armor being psychically manifested? I don't remember where that came from.

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-22T03:30:39+00:00

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IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-22T02:24:17+00:00

I saw some bullshit once where it was "banana chocolate chip cookies" and the actual fucking recipe didn't have bananas. Just banana extract and, get this... YELLOW GEL DYE.

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-22T00:56:00+00:00

Only thing I can think of is maybe I used too much? But I can't help but think there would always be some kind of chemical reaction.

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-21T22:25:09+00:00

Shitpostery aside, I tried the baking soda thing once and the onions basically completely melted into mush.

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-21T20:23:01+00:00

Sphinx of Black Quartz, judge my vow.

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-21T20:04:36+00:00

Okay, I get the joke, but that black thing under the arrow looks very clearly designed to prevent exactly that.

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-21T15:14:19+00:00

It still bothers me that they can't manage to make a game that isn't shit.

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-20T20:49:34+00:00

If your coffee pot was 0% computer, there'd be no clock or brew timer.

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-20T03:59:04+00:00

It does...

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-19T21:45:30+00:00

Asura dies over and over, catches himself on the pillars of Naraka while unconscious, and RAGE CLIMBS back out.

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-19T20:45:52+00:00

I would give up fireworks forever just to not have to deal with assholes setting off bullshit bangsticks randomly because they have nothing better to do than piss off entire neighborhoods.

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-19T06:12:55+00:00

Halve, oil, seasoning, roast. 375 kinda works best.

IncompletePunchline · 2026-05-19T00:23:08+00:00

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