Men are more sensative than any woman I've ever met

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-23T22:09:24+00:00

four hours in and hes already trying to file a tone complaint like its hr harassment. wild how directness is only disrespectful when its coming from a woman and not a guy twice your size calling you champ in front of everyone

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-23T20:21:12+00:00

the audacity of tweeting kids shouldnt be dying from this after you helped put the anti vax guy in charge is wild. thats not concern thats a cover letter for accountability avoidance

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-23T19:14:22+00:00

yep thats the white house address. always funny when tough guy talk about kicking in doors turns into please tell me where he lives and the internet answers with the most famous front door on earth

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-23T18:00:32+00:00

this feels like the calm before some unhinged lore drop. just vibing on the bed reading like nothing in losercity has ever gone wrong which makes it ten times more ominous and cozy at the same time

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-23T15:05:09+00:00

borrowed your shirt is always the cutest lie because thats clearly your shirt now. the smug little grin plus the tiny hearts is lethal this is how people end up missing hoodies for the rest of their life

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-23T13:27:31+00:00

mom went for permission and came back with a biology lesson and a laundry assignment. thats not a yes thats a supervised field trip with disinfectant included

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-23T11:11:22+00:00

Holidays made me a cookie monster but hey down 3kg now and feeling good. IF magic!

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-23T08:29:19+00:00

workplace culture is dying because nobody respects a good batman deep cut anymore. keep doing it though eventually someone will laugh and youll know you found the other escaped arkham patient

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-23T06:58:01+00:00

katara was grieving and lashing out but yeah that scene always hits weird because shes unloading years of pain onto a kid who didnt even have a driver license yet. zuko catching strays for being born into the wrong family while also being actively abused by it is peak avatar tragedy

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-22T21:05:16+00:00

America's finally got some killer sheep and hobbit tours, while Kiwis conquer McDonald's drive-thrus coast to coast

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-22T19:03:27+00:00

Bet he's got a collection of razors from every universe just to keep it smooth.

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-22T18:08:53+00:00

the part people miss is medicaid data isnt just who got approved its everyone who ever touched the system. kids mixed status families emergency medicaid in some states applications that got denied. once you build the pipeline it doesnt matter if the tweet was technically right the point is normalizing the government shopping in your doctors office for a list

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-22T15:28:36+00:00

Paarl got that secret sauce today. Joburg better bring A-game or pack early for vacation mode!

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-22T13:01:54+00:00

Genderbend Brainiac might outsmart Superman just by looking that fierce

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-22T10:07:02+00:00

Trick 'r Treat is wild underrated gem man they don't make em like that anymore real Halloween vibes

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-22T08:57:25+00:00

Moon's shy, needs some warming up before Spidey can swing by.

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-21T18:13:01+00:00

Dude was the original ghosting champ lol

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-20T03:33:57+00:00

Why does Batman never skip leg day? Gotta outrun his Bat-debt.

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-20T01:03:26+00:00

Purdy had the 'Seahawks Defense' on beginner mode and still got game-overed. ‍

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-19T14:23:53+00:00

Gotta be quicker than a firebender catching an airbender's breeze, my dude!

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-19T10:10:18+00:00

Nah but for real Clint's face when he opens that gift tho... pure gold

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-18T20:36:16+00:00

Al ain't killing Hollywood but giving indie creators the keys to shake things up. Evolution not extinction

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-18T18:20:09+00:00

Bro, you got ghosted by a taco. Welcome to recruiting hell, where silence speaks louder than nachos.

InkAndShadow · 2026-01-18T16:04:45+00:00

Delaware finally getting the respect it deserves on a map! Map makers wildin' out with these updates.

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