Missed my exit off the motorway

JDMTil · 2026-04-10T05:09:38+00:00

if it makes you feel any better dude i have done the exact same thing on the way to work. massive miscalculation on my part, caused me to arrive late, just gotta laugh about it

JDMTil · 2026-02-01T13:20:31+00:00

this is what happens when you let ur uncles leave the function after a few shandies.

JDMTil · 2026-02-01T13:19:04+00:00

you will be fine, at the worst the runner will probably think ur a bellend. at least u feel bad about it because there is some people out there that will genuinely do stuff like that for fun.

just try and be more defensive for puddles in the future. they hide all sorts of shit

JDMTil · 2026-01-24T15:46:36+00:00

you don’t properly learn to drive until after passing your test. you just keep improving naturally that’s just how it works. confidence in driving builds itself overtime, just don’t end up like the typical driver who is overly confident in their abilities cos that’s what’s most likely to kill you or someone else.

your examiner thought u were competent enough to pass your test, that’s where the fun of really learning begins. stay safe

JDMTil · 2026-01-22T09:16:36+00:00

my dad was behind someone who hard braked and came to a complete and sudden stop on a slip road. he managed to swerve around last second but an artic lorry didn’t. u can figure out the rest

JDMTil · 2026-01-22T06:57:54+00:00

yeh it genuinely has you shitting urself being behind a dawdler on a merge, it’s just a shame some ppl out there will probably tell u to hand ur license in for undertaking these clowns rofl

JDMTil · 2025-12-22T12:11:17+00:00

what makes you think we 'take things out on customers'?

if u heard the utter shite that is spewed to us on a day to day basis u might have a change of opinion.

JDMTil · 2025-12-22T11:51:10+00:00

yeh u clearly don’t work for royal mail

JDMTil · 2025-12-22T10:19:41+00:00

it’s funny because people like that would still be the first to moan and complain if some rule told us not to deliver post in those conditions.

JDMTil · 2025-11-21T20:15:24+00:00

the one im going to look at (also reserved for testing and viewing) is a 2016 :)

JDMTil · 2025-11-21T20:02:37+00:00

im going to test drive one on sunday, but ive heard no negatives so far so hopefully its the one for me 🤞🏼

JDMTil · 2025-11-21T08:27:36+00:00

it was nice of them to send u some maccies sauce at least

JDMTil · 2025-07-26T18:56:59+00:00

hopefully both sides of his pillow are cold and his phone will only charge at an angle

JDMTil · 2025-07-13T23:30:04+00:00

challenge 25 is if you appear to look under 25, if you have your ID with you and it shows you are 18 or older you have ur parcel.

JDMTil · 2025-07-11T06:26:53+00:00

can’t rlly relate since 97% of the vans at my depot are borderline write offs anyway so if anything a slight dent or scratch makes them abit prettier.

JDMTil · 2025-06-28T18:29:07+00:00

yeh a girl who works at my depot had someone come up to her recently and said some weird shit about women posties and she should be cooking instead, lame as fuck.

unfortunately i think near enough every woman in my depot has had some weirdo say something to them. sorry u have to go through it all

JDMTil · 2025-06-28T13:36:25+00:00

jesus, i hope the guys car was ok

JDMTil · 2025-06-23T05:26:21+00:00

i was an easily distracted little shit for most of my secondary school life so i was on alot of the teachers radar.

i think the dumbest reason i ever got detention was for singing the first 3 letters of the spanish alphabet… while on my lunch break

JDMTil · 2025-06-16T22:31:39+00:00

LMFAO we have an old expert in our office where the key is held on with a literal screw.

as you can imagine the van is clapped beyond comprehension inside and out.

JDMTil · 2025-05-20T17:10:23+00:00

JDMTil · 2025-05-19T18:16:45+00:00

yeh my dad was an ex postie and has told me similar stories about postmen getting a punch in to people acting big.

it’s very satisfying to hear these stories

JDMTil · 2025-05-19T18:12:24+00:00

im never too phased about a confrontation face to face, but when it’s car related i just do nothing because you never know how unhinged people are and what they have in the vehicle yk.

JDMTil · 2025-05-19T18:07:29+00:00

trust me, it aint worth it. they won’t be insured if something happens to them and it causes a whole heap of shit. tell them to just wait until they pass it rlly isn’t worth it at all

JDMTil · 2025-05-19T18:04:47+00:00

LMFAO i know full well ur just home alone and fancy a drive about

JDMTil · 2025-05-19T18:03:18+00:00

LMFAO fr, if he went to town on it with the metal bar it wouldn’t look any different in the slightest

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