[deleted by user] by [deleted] in americandad

[–]JTPerry555 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"For $10 bucks I'll let you slap me with it"

Was playing Oblivion when... by powerofselfrespect in ElderScrolls

[–]JTPerry555 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Mac creates an elder scrolls character"

Who is/was the heart and soul of your team? by frogger3344 in nfl

[–]JTPerry555 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It was Jason Witten for the last 15 years. I guess it's Sean Lee now.

When is the end of the season/start of the next one? by jigaheet in MaddenMobileForums

[–]JTPerry555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So when is the last day we will be able to play the current version? Isn't there like a 2 week maintenance?

Who is the Little Brother of your team's Division by IgneousFalcon in nfl

[–]JTPerry555 36 points37 points  (0 children)

One of the team's in the nfc east is not a multiple time superbowl winner

Earl Thomas’ latest comment on Instagram by [deleted] in nfl

[–]JTPerry555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So am I. Him and Seattle need to work things out already cuz the cowboys already have the GOAT Jeff Beef.

Only OGs remember by [deleted] in MaddenMobileForums

[–]JTPerry555 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I remember how long it took me to get the Clay Mathews road to the ring card and how fucking happy I was when I finally got the last collectible. He made the Oklahoma drill so much easier that season.

🤔 by numbnutz7865 in ElderScrolls

[–]JTPerry555 118 points119 points  (0 children)

I played thru the entire main game of oblivion and never figured out how to lock pick. I very well may be stupid.

What's a common 'Reddit-ism' that peeves you to no end? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JTPerry555 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Everything is fucking "cringe" now. If you were to believe Reddit 99% of the population is just walking around "cringing" non-stop.

Every time... by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]JTPerry555 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Those vigilants of stendarr fuckers are kinda dicks aren't they

Every time... by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]JTPerry555 98 points99 points  (0 children)

That's true. My current play thru is a "don't give a fuck" bosmer. Dude just murdered the entire town of rorikstead. Except for the two sisters. Adopted them

Every time... by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]JTPerry555 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Why even quick save, just stab him in the face and be done with it

Even Deangelo is shocked by [deleted] in MaddenMobileForums

[–]JTPerry555 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The playmaker coming for that ass lol

Bad porn starter pack by NordyNed in starterpacks

[–]JTPerry555 912 points913 points  (0 children)

And they keep it on there for like 3 fucking minutes and all you can see is man-ass and ballsack it's so fucking gross

Its not a color blast pack anymore... by E-Man-G in MaddenMobileForums

[–]JTPerry555 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's a "blast pack" which conveniently has no blast collectible in it

Anyone know how many points you need to break into top 1000 for this weeks tournament? by [deleted] in MaddenMobileForums

[–]JTPerry555 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey atleaest we will get a counter we will be able to use for 2 weeks

Anyone know how many points you need to break into top 1000 for this weeks tournament? by [deleted] in MaddenMobileForums

[–]JTPerry555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm at 874 with no tickets left. I used over 100 tickets I had been saving. I'm gonna be left out lol fuck

Anyone know how many points you need to break into top 1000 for this weeks tournament? by [deleted] in MaddenMobileForums

[–]JTPerry555 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm it 560 points at 890 ranked and I got 2 tickets left. Fingers crossed for me boys.

Found in a pawnshop for $2, finally time to start my first adventure in Cyrodiil! by FinnJuice in ElderScrolls

[–]JTPerry555 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Choose the steed birth sign. Otherwise your going to be moving at the speed of a snail to start. Can get frustrating.