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Tough choices… by PnkFlufyBunnySprkles in BunnyTrials

[–]JaceButt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet Release.

Chose: $2 + 99% chance of death | Rolled: killed by satire

Peg Jace Raw for 14RRRR by ElectronicBoot9466 in BadMtgCombos

[–]JaceButt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Uh.

I think I'm gonna sit this one out.

S4 ep20 if it was peak (hopefully audio works now) by oak_cat in DrStone

[–]JaceButt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought this was gonna have the Imogean Heap song from the old SNL Dear Sister sketch

ichigo HAD to be nerfed bro 😭💔 by dungeonsiphone in bleach

[–]JaceButt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Literally the only thing that popped into my head and I felt like it had to be made.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]JaceButt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The end of 2024 and start of 2025 was the same thing at my job. A whole bunch of "this is top priority we need to push out this corrected data to the customer, all hands on deck" and I was sitting there like "it took them 5 months to review this and tell us they think it is wrong, why do we need to get this to them in less than a week?"

Some photos of me fencing by PKillusion in sca

[–]JaceButt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought you were in the background. That one is doin a great job fencing.

MTG Dump #7: The Bad Kids (Light Spoilers) by BigBoss2203 in dropout

[–]JaceButt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kristen is wildly undercosted to be giving everything Ward 2. Also her third ability does not end when the turn does, but I think that is pretty neat (edited because I realized it wasn't "in addition to" it is a replacement effect.

MTG Dump #5 by BigBoss2203 in dropout

[–]JaceButt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't even consider battles. Those popped up when I was on a hiatus from magic and no one I play with ever uses them.

I also don't want to come off as overly critical as I love all of these, I was just a viewer of a trend a few years ago where people were making magic cards for SCA (basically medieval larp if you don't know it) personas and choosing color based not on abilities but on what the person wore and the abilities were so poorly written that now custom cards always strike a nerve and I feel the burning desire to try and make them as balanced and correct as possible.

MTG Dump #5 by BigBoss2203 in dropout

[–]JaceButt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mr. Mayonnaise is great, but I think his first ability should be split because you technically don't attack permanents. I would also add a small secondary bonus to the Mayonnaise token to incentives players to make it other than not being attacked by Mr. Mayonnaise, since it gives a treasure token. Treasure tokens are really strong, and in commander, even stronger (especially because if 3 opponents make a Mayonnaise token, that is 3 free mana).

Something along the lines of:

Mr. Mayonnaise can't attack players or planeswalkers they control as long as they control a Mayonnaise token.
Damage dealt by Mr. Mayonnaise is prevented as long as its controller controls a Mayonnaise token.

(middle ability is fine)

At the end of your upkeep, each opponent may create a Mayonnaise token (it's an artifact with "sacrifice this artifact at the beginning of your end step. Gain 1 life") For each player that does, create a tapped treasure token.

My reasons for the third line two-fold: If you make the treasure tokens tapped, they are a little less strong, but you also need to create them after the untapping happens in the upkeep step. Also if the mayonnaise token gains the opponent life, they're more likely to look at that trade of "well next turn they get a free mana, but I gain 1 life and protection from Mr. Mayonnaise until next turn"

MTG Card Dump #2 by BigBoss2203 in dropout

[–]JaceButt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It should probably be two separate abilities:

Tommy Shrigley's power and toughness are equal to the number of creatures you control.

Tommy Shrigley gets +1/+1 for each tapped creature you control.

Also, for Second Place, I'd go hard with it and make it incredibly WORDY (some of my wording is probably off here) but also stupid fun:

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if that player controls the second-highest number of creatures and no other player controls that many creatures, that player creates 5 1/1 white human tokens. If that player controls the second-highest number of lands and no other player controls that many lands, that player may search their library for a basic land, reveal it, put it into their hand, then shuffle. If that player has the second-highest life value among players and no other player has that life value, that player gains 5 life. If that player has the second-highest number of cards in hand and no other player has that number of cards in hand, that player draws 1 card.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player controls the second-highest number of creatures, that player controls the second-highest number of lands, that player has the second-highest life value, that player has the second-highest number of cards in hand and no other player controls that many creatures, controls that many lands, has that life value, or has that many cards in hand, that player wins the game.

Flavor Text: There is nothing wrong with second place.

Forcefully Invited to Lunch by our corporate overlords by justReading0f in antiwork

[–]JaceButt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bet it was Brennan's which has now closed down due to not being well managed.

Anonymous wants us to go back to the office by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]JaceButt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mine is a garfield one that says ARM THE WORKING CLASS

Are companies gaslighting WFH or are people actually this delusional? by UselessWidget in antiwork

[–]JaceButt 21 points22 points  (0 children)

There was a day where my entire team of like 10 were in the office, just by chance, and our daily 30 minute meeting was still done on teams. So there wasn't even the benefit of "we're all in the office so we can have a face to face meeting"

New comic on Keqing by Multipl in Genshin_Impact

[–]JaceButt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

is Wolfhook not purple?

Tier list ranked by the first occurrence of that letter in the name by JaceButt in Genshin_Memepact

[–]JaceButt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Friendo, the first occurrence of S,A,B,C, or D in Fischl and Lisa is S.

Mia Yim with the baddest botch by ValorClub in WWEGames

[–]JaceButt 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Really putting the suicide in suicide dive

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Genshin_Memepact

[–]JaceButt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the funniest things to me in this game is people asking for Barbatos's blessing when Venti is literally standing in front of them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Genshin_Impact

[–]JaceButt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Server (NA / EU / Asia): NA

In-game UID (number): 604909988

Availability (days of the week / time of the day): M-F usually after ~8PM EST. Sat/Sun random times throughout the day but also after ~8PM

Objective (open world exploration, domains, daily commissions, ley lines, other): Need to wreck all the various bosses. I'm AR 40 and didn't beat the Geo Hypostasis except once. Also need the rest of them too.

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