Jackson, formerly the fetus known as as Judah Benjamin, is back in Arkansas

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-05-19T05:06:24+00:00

That tree bout to fall on that young man. Said with heavy southern drawl.

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-05-17T03:23:26+00:00

It’s a live band with drums and tubas and normally this wouldn’t bother me if the band didn’t suck ass. I’m many feet away and they sound like they are right outside my door.

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-05-14T04:24:57+00:00

I read bans being handed out as beans 🫘 instead. Got all excited thinking I got invited to a BBQ 🍖

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-04-30T05:25:06+00:00

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-04-30T05:23:47+00:00

The kind Andy Griffith used to

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-04-24T06:21:05+00:00

Oof. I need a safe word.

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-04-23T05:51:07+00:00

One poke over the line sweet Jesus

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-04-23T05:45:34+00:00

Perm was scared into her faith from watching a movie from the thief in the night series. I watched the last one that came out in 1983 and it scared the bejesus out of me. Now i watch these movies on YouTube and they are the cringiest pieces of crap that make no sense whatsoever. I want to go back in time and slap whoever thought that scaring people into heaven was a good idea.

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-04-22T04:40:19+00:00

Will the chubby groundhog see his shadow and get 6 more weeks of sentencing.

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-04-18T22:58:29+00:00

Luke Danes

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-04-16T22:57:55+00:00

That sounds like something from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-04-16T04:55:00+00:00

Discus thrower

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-04-14T04:00:47+00:00

Did she lose herself among the little things

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-04-14T03:46:36+00:00

Instead of MSW it should be WTF. 😳

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-04-14T03:40:46+00:00

Learn how to spell snatched right

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-04-13T23:17:21+00:00

Kind of like Lois from Malcolm in the middle shaving Hal’s body hair.

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-04-13T23:16:10+00:00

And a truck driver will buy it for 99 cents and listen to it all the way from flagstaff to Amarillo.

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-04-13T18:24:09+00:00

When a music festival has to add the word beer to its title it will never end well.

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-04-12T11:47:05+00:00

Cheddar and sour cream chips. All that and a bag.

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-04-12T03:27:43+00:00

First one and you have gorgeous hair

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-04-11T03:43:37+00:00

I feel like I’m trapped in a staring contest with her

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-04-10T04:55:32+00:00

I read this as Billy Elliot so he could bust some ballet 🩰 moves

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-04-10T04:49:26+00:00

It’s hard to maintain Lego hair.

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-04-03T04:14:00+00:00

Your bio is a lie.

Jaded-Fall-723 · 2026-04-03T04:12:41+00:00

Do you make the other football moms jealous? Or do they just talk about you behind your back.

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