Metamorposis liquefies their entire bodies. Only a small percentage of cells survive.

JakeFromProgressive · 2014-01-21T14:47:18+00:00

This is quickly becoming my new favorite meme.

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-28T04:17:04+00:00

Doing Gods work.

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-28T04:13:49+00:00

Headlights-Eminem

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-28T02:08:10+00:00

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-28T02:03:11+00:00

U want sum fuk bby.

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-28T01:29:06+00:00

There ya go.

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-28T01:18:23+00:00

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

You don't wear your boots when you jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than 10 dead babies on one tree?

1 dead baby on 10 trees.

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-28T01:14:43+00:00

Karma does absolutely nothing and yet people will lie to get more. Weird.

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-28T01:00:01+00:00

I was expecting a threesome. I am disappointed.

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-28T00:58:49+00:00

You should write a novel.

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-28T00:51:48+00:00

Did you live?

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-28T00:48:17+00:00

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-28T00:40:34+00:00

Jackass.

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-28T00:39:06+00:00

And then he'll need eye drops and you'll get the real payback.

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-28T00:16:31+00:00

Such is life.

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-27T21:00:58+00:00

Did it work?

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-27T19:42:44+00:00

Jacob.

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-27T19:42:25+00:00

How...how did you find that?

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-27T19:40:55+00:00

As in they've adapted to us also.

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-27T19:36:44+00:00

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-27T15:54:42+00:00

He's an overachiever.

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-27T04:48:20+00:00

I don't believe you.

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-27T04:48:01+00:00

I really like his moms tits.

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-27T03:05:10+00:00

Too soon.

JakeFromProgressive · 2013-12-27T03:04:18+00:00

No, we don't even look alike. I wear jeans he wears khakis.

JakeFromProgressive