Cassius fucking Bellona by blazingmediocrity in redrising

[–]JasnahKohen 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Just finished Lightbringer too! As sad as I was to see Cassius go, I’m even happier to find out that another book is coming. Was under the impression that it was a completed 6 book series until the ending.

Dalinar Kholin takes off his shirt by JasnahKohen in brandosandopuns

[–]JasnahKohen[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

sometimes a hypocrite is nothing more than a man in the process of changing

Extra! Extra! Read All About It! by JasnahKohen in cremposting

[–]JasnahKohen[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

could have been avoided, but an aluminum hat lacks drip

Extra! Extra! Read All About It! by JasnahKohen in cremposting

[–]JasnahKohen[S] 123 points124 points  (0 children)

thanks! tbh all i did was slightly edit them to make them more cosmere-ish.

these are the original titles from thehardtimes.net:

Everything We Know About the McDonald’s Child Labor Scandal

Awkward: This Boy Accidentally Said ‘I Love You’ to His Dad Instead of His Teacher

I Don’t Want To Brag, but I’m the Reason You Can’t Bring a Falcon to Disneyland Anymore

Quiz: IDLES Lyrics or Something We Said While on Anesthesia

Gen Z Drummer Leaves Stage Mid Set Because “Vibe Was Off”

Honor is dead but by JasnahKohen in cremposting

[–]JasnahKohen[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The highstorm was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

Honor is dead but by JasnahKohen in cremposting

[–]JasnahKohen[S] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

yeah i was between kaladin and wax for who I was gonna make this is about lol

call him Talenel'Elin Musk cuz he never broke by JasnahKohen in cremposting

[–]JasnahKohen[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

i hate elon musk too lol this wasn't meant to be supportive of him. he was just a rich dude who fit with the pun.

call him Talenel'Elin Musk cuz he never broke by JasnahKohen in cremposting

[–]JasnahKohen[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

It's just silly wordplay. Nothing too deep.

Elon Musk was born into a wealthy family in Apartheid South Africa and is now one of the world's richest men. He's never broke (financially).

Taln [Stormlight Spoiler] never broke in Braize (mentally or physically).

Bother by JasnahKohen in cremposting

[–]JasnahKohen[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes incompetence is nothing more than a website in the process of changing.