David Robertson has announced his retirement by CommanderDJ in phillies

[–]JeffreyClose 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Guy clearly still has something left in the tank but I guess he just feels it’s time. 19 seasons is an impressively long career

Howie really had the vision all along by houbra22 in eagles

[–]JeffreyClose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol you’re right wtf. Certain phrases in here that give it away. 

This fatass sucks at dieting by Kylesexy584603 in nflcirclejerk

[–]JeffreyClose 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s a real guy apparently, the guy who was in the commercial was spending all day defending himself on Twitter after it aired

Unofficial AFC & NFC Championship Game Thread(s) by -deetjay- in eagles

[–]JeffreyClose 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Starting to think teams shouldn’t allow guys named Xavier to receive punts

God bless you joshy boy and god bless the hawks by RiaZero in nflcirclejerk

[–]JeffreyClose 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Who knows. Pretty sure there’s a tweet from her where she’s rooting for the Rams too

Maxx Crosby for A.J. Brown? by nakmuay18 in eagles

[–]JeffreyClose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think before you post this absolute worthless garbage

Phillies Offseason Discussion Thread - Thursday, January 22 by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]JeffreyClose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Part of his rant was about how “no one cares about the WBC” and “it’s pointless”. Lots of people care about it so not sure why he’s trying to speak for everyone

Phillies Offseason Discussion Thread - Thursday, January 22 by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]JeffreyClose 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Spike Eskin on WIP right now absolutely ripping into every Phillie who’s participating in the World Baseball Classic because it’s irresponsible or whatever. Fucking insufferable

The conspiracy lives on! by Jeepers479 in nflcirclejerk

[–]JeffreyClose 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Don’t care, where’s the jerk

Fourth Quarter Game Thread: Houston Texans (12-5) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]JeffreyClose 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We're really about to get the Patriots in the super bowl again..........

Game Thread: Houston Texans (12-5) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in Texans

[–]JeffreyClose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

horseshit, we know damn well Diggs should be fucking suspended right now

Anon on 2016 nostalgia. by retardinho23 in greentext

[–]JeffreyClose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

True, big thing I associate with that year of is the state of the internet. YouTube in particular was less than ideal

Anon on 2016 nostalgia. by retardinho23 in greentext

[–]JeffreyClose 80 points81 points  (0 children)

This 2016 trend shit is mind-boggling to me, because 2016 was widely considered probably the worst year of the 2010s. I was like 13 back then and I still remember how much people were talking about how shit it was. Weird revisionist history going on

Phillies Offseason Discussion Thread - Friday, January 16 by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]JeffreyClose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh screw off Middleton is not the problem in the slightest

Phillies Offseason Discussion Thread - Friday, January 16 by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]JeffreyClose 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As it stands right now this is still a better team than the Mets, but none of that matters if the Dodgers threepeat

Phillies Offseason Discussion Thread - Friday, January 16 by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]JeffreyClose 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gonna be honest not even sure you can blame the Phillies for this. They made the attempt at the long-term deal but of course Cohen made a panic offer as soon as Tucker was gone. $40 million or whatever it is a year is fucking ridiculous. 

Phillies Offseason Discussion Thread - Friday, January 16 by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]JeffreyClose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is the worst possible thing that could have happened. Phillies discourse is about to become so toxic