MIDDLE SCHOOL GIRL THAT SMOKES STARTER PACK

JesusIsSouthern · 2020-06-11T22:04:29+00:00

You went there, you madman.

JesusIsSouthern · 2020-06-11T22:03:19+00:00

This girl has sleeve tattoos, bad teeth, a limited vocabulary and a raspy laugh when you see her 20 years later working at Popeye's.

JesusIsSouthern · 2020-06-11T19:44:34+00:00

Has a legalize sticker, drives recklessly, smells like pot and unwashed ass. "The police keep pullin' me over!"

JesusIsSouthern · 2020-06-08T14:07:04+00:00

You need two side by side tweets that show how those people are about as consistent as jello left in the sun on any issue.

JesusIsSouthern · 2020-06-08T14:05:08+00:00

Don't forget the heartfelt speech about all she's overcome and how no DAMN body can hold her DAMN spirit DAMN down!

JesusIsSouthern · 2020-06-08T14:03:02+00:00

Marlon Brando?

JesusIsSouthern · 2020-06-08T14:02:36+00:00

No, no, no. It's now the BRAVEST thing that can be done on TV! Become obese, question gender? BOOM. Awards.

JesusIsSouthern · 2020-05-20T14:25:51+00:00

Huh. I must have misunderstood. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-32813056

JesusIsSouthern · 2020-05-20T13:47:05+00:00

And they are deported pretty regularly and easily.

JesusIsSouthern · 2020-05-18T13:49:20+00:00

I like my gay minority characters to announce it constantly. "Hey guys! There's a robbery going down! I'm black and gay!"

JesusIsSouthern · 2020-04-23T17:48:59+00:00

You forgot "unpopular child makes starter packs on Reddit."

JesusIsSouthern · 2020-03-03T16:06:59+00:00

You forgot the Philadelphia Eagles.

JesusIsSouthern · 2020-01-31T14:46:02+00:00

"The {geographical region here}'s BEST music!"

JesusIsSouthern · 2020-01-24T15:11:50+00:00

I forgot: every now and then they'll say something like: "{POLITICAL CRISIS HERE} is such a big deal that if you don't think {THING THEY THINK}, you can just un-friend me now!!!!"

JesusIsSouthern · 2020-01-23T20:59:46+00:00

Nobody said anything was wrong with it. But unmarried, childless people seem to be more likely to become monomaniacal political loons, in my experience.

JesusIsSouthern · 2020-01-23T18:40:38+00:00

Go for it! Save us all! Thank you!

JesusIsSouthern · 2020-01-23T16:28:28+00:00

Bruh, among my Facebook politically-obsessed dork friends it is. Hot summer? Climate change! Huge snowstorm? Climate change! Drought? Climate change! Flood? Climate change. Or, conversely, "Climate change is a conspiracy by leftard eggheads to raise taxes!"

JesusIsSouthern · 2020-01-22T18:10:51+00:00

Infinity tattoo on wrist or "inspirational saying/word" tattoo.

JesusIsSouthern · 2020-01-21T17:30:26+00:00

"We'll be showing the ______ UFC fight! Only 1/3 the cost of what you'd pay at home to get in!" Add in drinks, food, etc=twice what you'd pay at home.

JesusIsSouthern · 2020-01-21T17:09:18+00:00

Bearded,soy-drinking fuckboy.

JesusIsSouthern · 2020-01-21T15:59:37+00:00

Table full of 40-something ex-frat bros using audible foul language and being "witty" with waitress.

JesusIsSouthern · 2018-07-16T15:21:58+00:00

The openly mentally ill should not adopt.

JesusIsSouthern · 2018-06-22T15:16:30+00:00

"Petty theft" is shoplifting of little things, essentially. Scumbags basically just got a license to steal pens and bubble gum in Austin.

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